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“THE WORLD DOESN’T GET IT”

by OPOVV, ©2015

The Syrian Civil War resulted from the 2011 “Arab Spring” which was touted as initiating a change to “democracy” by the Obama regime

(Nov. 21, 2015) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. As you can see, we’re back out on the street doing what we do best; some say harassing the unaware, but we like to say we just catching people off-guard so their responses aren’t so politically-correct as to be meaningless.

“Excuse me, Roving here to ask you a question. Nice dog.”

“Oh, hi. Okay, ask me a question.”

“Great. Do you agree with Obama’s plan to allow thousands of Muslim refugees to come into our country?”

“Let me tell you a story. To start, this story is completely make-believe, got that? Once upon a time in a land across the sea, a young man found himself in charge of a squad of men on patrol to find the enemy.

“Now it’s one thing for you to find the enemy, but it’s quite another when the enemy finds you. There was this one ‘free spirit’ who failed to get with the program: he constantly did everything wrong, not only putting himself in harm’s way, but the rest of the squad as well. He’d do things like whistle and smoke while on patrol, just two examples of his unacceptable behavior. On one patrol the squad leader nominated this ‘free spirit’ to take the point and directed him in a particular direction. As soon as the ‘free spirit’ was out of sight, the squad leader led his troops away in the opposite direction. The report read that the ‘free spirit’ was ‘Missing in Action.’

“Afterwards the squad leader complained that the paperwork on the MIA reports almost wasn’t worth it.

“You get where I’m coming from? Then I’ll be moving along. Come along, Princess.”

“Thanks for your time! Here comes another one. Got a minute to answer a question? Roving Reporter here.”

“I know who you are, you’re that Right-Wing nut. You got your gun on you? Going to shoot somebody?”

“Lady, I don’t have time for your meaningless jive. What, you think we’re so stupid as to leave our houses unarmed?”

“Who you calling stupid?”

“Tell you what. See this $100 bill? If you show me your weapon I’ll give you this money; it’s that easy.”

“I gots a gun in my purse; give me my money.”

“Show it and I’ll give it to you. Look here, see? A crisp new $100 bill. Nice-looking, isn’t it?”

“And it’s mine. You’re stealing my money.”

“Take a hike, lady, we don’t have the time to suffer fools.”

“Who you calling a fool?”

“We all are. Look around you and what do you see? I see thousands of people and maybe just a few have a conceal-carry permit, but I assure you that most of them are armed. If you trust the police to protect you I’m afraid you’re in for a rude awakening.

“It’s a sad world when you can’t trust the people who are supposed to protect you, but the FBI and the DOJ sure as heck failed to vet Obama, and the whole world is the worse because of just a handful of people playing the role of Judas. Shameful, trading freedom for money. Pathetic excuses for human beings, if you ask me. Hey, here’s another victim.

“Excuse us, Roving here.”

“Ask. I’m in a hurry.”

“About this Muslim immigration thing?”

“You think most of America is plain stupid. You think you’re the only one with the answers. You were a speechwriter for a presidential candidate a couple of years ago, weren’t you? I remember now. You’re right, but you’re not the only one who’s right, you know.

“Just because the loonies in the mainstream media haven’t a lick of sense doesn’t mean your average person in Anywhere, World doesn’t get it. We get it. The regular Polish and Irish guy gets it, as do the people in New Zealand and Iowa: it’s a clash of civilizations, it’s just that simple: Islam versus the World.

“Give it a little slack, okay? We people on the street who you take so much adverse pleasure in sticking a camera in their face are a lot smarter than you think, and a whole lot smarter than any Washington pundit.

“We like Trump and I’ll tell you why: he can’t be bought with 30 pieces of silver like everyone else in Washington. Your career-‘experienced’ politician ran us up a $19 trillion debt and made the world a very unsafe place; that’s what the so-called ‘experienced’ politicians have done to us. Thanks a lot, guys, and Pelosi. I gotta run. Bye.”

“Bye, and thank you for speaking your mind. Thank you for watching. On behalf of my crew, this is Roving saying goodnight: Goodnight.

“Excuse me. Excuse me, please, sorry to butt in, but wife and I watch your show every night. Couldn’t help but hear your question. Mind if I throw my 2-cents-worth in? No? Okay, thanks, so here it is.

“There’s many factors involved here, but I’d just like to take this opportunity to address one: the United Nations. There’s this one political blog on the internet where one of the writers keeps referring to the United Nations as the ‘Islam Admiration Society.’ He says the best thing we can do is to kick the organization out of our country.

“On paper the UN looks good, but ever since the Gulf War and that Iraq ‘Oil for Food’ scandal where billions of dollars went missing, all it’s become is an anti-American, anti-US Constitution worthless — as far as I’m concerned, and when I say ‘I’ I mean all of Western Civilization — institution where they promote the spread of Islam, nowadays by dictating to the members how many so-called ‘refugees’ each member must accept.

“The USA doesn’t have to accept one Muslim from anywhere into our country. Obama’s (to us) failed Middle East policy has directly resulted in this (again, to us) humanitarian disaster. However, looking at it from a purely Muslim perspective, what better way to infiltrate another country than one which opens its arms and checkbook to these ‘refugees’ (Muslim invaders)?

“Look, I’ve got to catch the commuter train. Be watching myself tonight. Thanks. Bye, Roving and crew; enjoy your hamburgers.”

“Okay. And now it really is goodnight: Goodnight.”

“Burger time. My treat.”

Semper Fi

OPOVV