Social Experiment Gone Awry

IS POLITICAL CORRECTNESS THE CAUSE OF AMERICAN MURDERS?

by OPOVV, ©2013

(Aug. 12, 2013) — [The following is a social experiment that was conducted in 1923. The media blackout was complete, however; just recently, the fictitious papers were discovered in an attic of a house about to be demolished in Baltimore, Maryland.]

Professor Eugene Perxcel was the only relative of one of our nation’s railroad tycoons and, as such, was immensely wealthy. Being rich, Eugene decided to bring civilization to the heathens, so he transported a whole tribe of Amazonian Indians to come to America. He didn’t want to corrupt the indigenous tribe so he housed them in the labyrinth of rooms and passageways under one of our Eastern baseball stadiums. And because he owned the stadium, he had the bleachers removed between right and left fields where he housed the game that made up the Indians’ diet.

When games weren’t scheduled, the Indians had the run of the field and were satisfied with the arrangements, which was to stay in America through one baseball season and then go back to the rain forest, thereby bringing back what they had learned to the other heathens. The basic idea, of course, was that each tribe would eventually front a baseball team and, that way, hopefully, avoid the senseless bloodshed and wars that were perpetually in motion betwixt the tribes.

Whenever a game was played at the field, the Indians had a couple of vantage points in which to view the game, to learn how it was played, to learn the rules and, as I said, become “civilized.” One set of stairs were enclosed and went to one of the skyboxes to the basement, while the other viewing point was next to one of the dugouts where they looked through one-way glass onto the field.

At the end of the season Eugene wanted to know how successful the experiment was, so he had his AAA team brought up from Florida to play a real game with the Indians. There were no crowds, just one reporter and one photographer to chronicle the event.

By the toss of a coin it was determined that the Indians would bat first, so the AAA team took to the field.

What actually transpired next is a matter of interpretation since it was a chaotic and horrible scene, but as far as I can tell, it went something like this:

As soon as the home-plate umpire called “Batter up!” all of the Indians stormed out of the dugout, each armed with a bat, and proceeded to chase and beat to death every one of the AAA team players. After ten minutes it was all over, the opposing team dead as doornails, beaten to a bloody pulp.

The next morning it was reported in the local paper that all of the members of the AAA team died in a plane crash somewhere in the Smokey Mountains and they were still searching for the plane wreckage and possible survivors.

Mr. Eugene Perxcel quietly transported his tribe back to their home and was never head from again. Some say he retired to Coronado Island, others say Malta.

The moral of this story, fellow citizens, is that we allow Muslims into our military and the Ft. Hood shooting happens, and we allow millions more to live within our borders so we really shouldn’t be surprised when the savages act like savages.  After all, it’s what they are.

OPOVV