“THE KEY TO SURVIVAL” by OPOVV, ©2017 (Jan. 12, 2017) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. I’m Mr. Roving Reporter, and I’ll be your host for tonight’s episode of ‘Pulse of the Nation.’ With me is our very own soon-to-be Professor Emeritus of Philosophy, ‘Zork’ Zorkophsky. “When’s the big day, Professor, the day that you […]