by Tom Arnold, ©2023 (Aug. 5, 2023) — I play golf, too, but I’ve never shown up for my golf game looking like this! This was almost a week after the “drowning” death of your chef, Tafari Campbell. There were, shall we say, a number of suspicious circumstances. A question for you, Barack, is […]
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Thank You for Your Service (for the Constitution) (RR)
by Roving Reporter, ©2023 (Aug. 4, 2023) — “Trump Won” (3:00) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first.” YOUR CHOICE : TRUMP: NO RAPE TREES BIDEN: RAPE TREES “That’s the bumper sticker I saw on the way to work this morning. Kind-of hard […]
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“Why I Fight”
by CDR Charles F. Kerchner, Jr. (Ret), ©2023 (Apr. 5, 2023) – Editor’s Note: The following is the initial section of CDR Charles F. Kerchner, Jr.’s (Ret) new publication, “Natural Born Citizen: A Presidential Eligibility Qualification Requirement in Article II Section 1 Clause 5 of the United States Constitution.” As many readers are aware, Kerchner […]
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Word Substitution Game (RR)
by Roving Reporter, ©2022 (Nov. 20, 2022) — WARNING: Due to adult content, people who suffer under VAX and MASK mandates, believe in ‘election-deniers,’ ‘impending climate catastrophe’ and ‘Jan. 6 Insurrectionists’ are not allowed to participate in ‘Word Substitution Game’ because of the possibility that the truth may hurt them irrevocably. This warning is not […]
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Hold Judge Carl Nichols in Contempt (RR)
by Roving Reporter, ©2022 (Oct. 22, 2022) — “Village Square” (2:41) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Today’s guest is Jimmy Mason, a recently retired DOJ informant. Welcome to ‘Pulse,’ the most-watched information show in its time slot.” “And thank you […]
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Open Letter from American Citizen to Barack Hussein Obama
April 25, 2022 Mr. Barack Hussein Obama: On April 22, 2022, a Washington Examiner news article by Paul Bedard titled “Obama: Most ‘Consequential’ Decision was not Fighting ‘Birther’ Claims”) stated that you and some of your former and/or present staff regret that you did not stand up stronger to “birthers” and more aggressively oppose their […]
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Too Many of Us are Unhinged (RR)
by Roving Reporter, ©2021 (Nov. 22, 2021) — “Stand By Me Jesus” (3:08) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Today’s guest is a retired government ‘cunning fake news expert’ who will tell us, first, what he really did for his paycheck, […]
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The Difference between Stupidity and Ignorance (RR)
by Roving Reporter, ©2021 (Sep. 27, 2021) — “You Wear it Well” (4:22) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Our favorite guest host is back with us to hawk his latest bestseller, ‘The After-Effects of Trump Derangement Syndrome: When the Truth […]
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Stupidity + Incompetence = Stupidtence (RR)
by Professor Zorkophsky, ©2021 (Sep. 13, 2021) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. With us is Miss Susan Blight, the new Czar of Education. Welcome to ‘Pulse,’ the most-watched information show in its time slot. Glad you agreed to be […]
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The Victor Gets to Write the Story (RR)
by Professor Zorkophsky, ©2021 (Jun. 20, 2021) — “It’s Gonna Take A Little Bit Longer” (2:37) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Back by popular demand, Madam Shylock needs no introduction as she is the voice of the forlorn, gives hope to the hopeless, […]
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The Parachutists Have Reached Allentown (RR)
by Roving Reporter, ©2021 (May 19, 2021) — “Rachmaninoff Rhapsody on a Theme of Paganini” (3:02) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Because I was the first outsider to report on ‘The Little People of the Adirondacks’ and haven’t revealed their […]
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Oh, Lucky Us
by OPOVV, ©2021 (May 14, 2021) — “She Let Herself Go” (3:18) Heads-up that Joe Biden nominated Zahid N. Quraishi, a Muslim, to be a federal judge that carries a lifetime appointment. There’s no need to rehash the Islamic invasion of Western Civilization starting 1,400 years ago, just as there’s no need to list the rapes and […]
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A Declaration from Madam Shylock (RR)
by Professor Zorkophsky, ©2021 (Apr. 11, 2021) — “Sweetheart Tree” (3:28) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Madam Shylock, of fortune-telling fame, has asked if she could make a declaration on ‘Pulse,’ to which we readily agreed. The airwaves are yours, Madam Shylock.” […]
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Hello? There was no Election (RR)
by Professor Zorkophsky, ©2021 (Mar. 15, 2021) — “Hello Darlin’” (2:30) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Today’s guest is someone well-known to us all, Roving Reporter (RR), who joined the show the other day having been on an extended vacation. […]
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It Was FRAUD and Don’t You Forget It (a Play)
by Professor Zorkophsky, ©2021 (Feb. 23, 2021) — Act I The curtain rises as the house lights dim to the music of “Ji Hoo’s Theme” (1:19), revealing the deck of a Navy ship. There are seven sailors dressed in dungarees sitting beneath a gun turret. The ship is sailing in calm seas as twilight approaches. […]
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Conversation with the National Guard (RR)
by Professor Zorkophsky, ©2021 (Feb. 16, 2021) — “Angle on My Shoulder” (2:21) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. We’re on the road at a nondescript parking garage in our nation’s capital, fulfilling a request by a group of the National […]
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It’s a Question of Prioritizing (RR)
by Madam Shylock, ©2021 (Feb. 4, 2021) — “Tombstone Territory” (1:05) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Roving decided to take the day off so here I am, in my ‘Fortune-Telling Emporium’ in Cassadaga, FL. Henry is just finishing licking the flies off the […]