by Roving Reporter, ©2023 (May 12, 2023) — “Baby Please Don’t Go” (3:34) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. During these trying times, we decided to have a voice of reason speak so we’ve invited Bishop Dunkin to put this border crisis […]
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Stand By for an Increase in Home Invasions (RR)
by Roving Reporter, ©2023 (May 11, 2023) — “Tonight’s the Night” (3:45) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Our nation is about to change for the worse overnight*. We have millions of unwanted illegal lawbreakers in our country who are protected […]
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Dems Disguised as RINOs (RR)
by Roving Reporter, ©2023 (May 8, 2023) — “Fire” (2:43) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Since we don’t have anyone booked, we decided to hit the sidewalks to see what our neighbors think of the world today. Excuse me, Miss, […]
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Interview of a Candidate Adviser (RR)
by Roving Reporter, ©2023 (May 1, 2023) — “Progress” (3:50) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Our guest today is the premier candidate advisor from Paris, France. His track record is an even 100%, and this is after 40 years and […]
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Poolside Chat with Henry (RR)
by Roving Reporter, ©2023 (Apr. 30, 2023) — “Crossroads Sweet Melissa” (3:33) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. We’re at Madam Shylock’s Fortunetelling Emporium in Cassadaga, Florida to interview Henry who is lounging next to the pond in the middle of town.” “Pool.” “Pardon me?” “You […]
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Open Invitation for Tucker Carlson to Join ‘Pulse’ (RR)
by Roving Reporter, ©2023 (Apr. 26, 2023) — “Mack the Knife” (3:07) ‘Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Glad you tuned in for this important announcement. We have an opening here at ‘Pulse,’ the most-watched information show in its time slot, […]
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Fact is, People Fear the Truth (RR)
by Roving Reporter, ©2023 (Apr. 7, 2023) — “Justice for All” (2:24) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Back by popular demand is our very own Madam Shylock, our favorite fortuneteller par excellence. Madam Shylock just returned from working undercover/undercover. First, […]
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Mob Rule (RR)
by Roving Reporter, ©2023 (Mar. 26, 2023) — “Ko-u-i-po” (2:24) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. We thought it was necessary to put the rumors of Henry’s leaving to rest, once and for all. Joining us is Henry’s next-door neighbor, none other than Madam […]
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The Beacon of Freedom (RR)
by Roving Reporter, ©2023 (Mar. 23, 2023) — “Trump Won” (3:30) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. We’re starting a new segment that we hope you’ll enjoy; we call it ‘The $5 Bet’ where, after the interview, we ask you to […]
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Will Ron DeSantis Stand or Hide? (RR)
by Roving Reporter, ©2023 (Mar. 20, 2023) — “Trump Won” (3:30) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Henry called and said he’d like to make a statement, so here he is. Take it away.” “Thank you, Roving, for such an in-depth and comprehensive […]
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Henry Bows Out (RR)
by Roving Reporter, ©2023 (Mar. 18, 2023) — “Trump Won” (3:30) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Today’s guest needs no introduction since she’s been on ‘Pulse’ at least once a month for the last ten years, none other than our […]
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The Gospel According to Henry, a Play (RR)
by Roving Reporter, ©2023 (Mar. 5, 2023) — The house is packed, the lights dim, and the curtain rises to the music of Benny Goodman’s “Mission to Moscow” (2:36). The stage is set as the Moulin Rouge theater in Paris. There are 60 girl frogs in costume, jumping up and down and hopping around at a frantic […]
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What About Henry? (RR)
by Roving Reporter, ©2023 (Mar. 2, 2023) — “Duane Allman’s slide solo on Layla” (:57) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Madam Shylock is our featured guest of the day and would like to make an opening statement. Go ahead, Madam Shylock.” […]
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Take Me to Your Leader (RR)
by Roving Reporter, ©2023 (Feb. 25, 2023) — “Try to Remember” (3:34) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. As you can see, Professor Zorkophsky is back with us to hawk his new movie that will be released sometime, well, when?” “March […]
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Henry Discusses the Elephants in the Room (RR)
by Roving Reporter, ©2023 (Feb. 21, 2023) — “Jazz Piano” (3:15) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. We received a communique from Henry to meet him at a location not far from the airport, in the warehouse district. My, that’s a big building; […]
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Fireside Chat with Zork (RR)
by Roving Reporter, ©2023 (Feb. 20, 2023) — “Cry Like a Baby” (2:32) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it first. Years ago we used to interview Professor Zorkophsky at his office at the university but we’ve never been to his house, where we […]
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Henry Gives a Press Conference (RR)
by Roving Reporter, ©2023 (Feb. 13, 2023) —“Brandy (You’re a Fine Girl)” (3:08) “Controlled burn; the check is in the mail; just a little bit pregnant; ‘I’m from the government and I’m here to help’ (0:14); ‘the additional IRS agents will only go after wealthy people’; Russia is losing the war; alien balloon; Barry Soetoro, […]
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Henry Iowa-Bound (RR)
by Roving Reporter, ©2023 (Feb. 13, 2023) — “Young Love” (2:28) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Today we’re at a drugstore in Iowa waiting for Henry to give his first campaign speech, so what do you say we just mingle with the […]