“NOTHING BUT EMPTY HEADS” by Professor Wert, ©2020 (Sep. 18, 2020) — “Hora din Caval” (2:25) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Hello, I’m Professor Wert, reporting from the Transylvania Hospital, located deep in the shadow of Mt. Moldeveanu, in the Southern Carpathians, in […]
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An Important Notice from Pulse (RR)
“A ONE-TICKET RACE” by OPOVV, ©2020 (Aug. 12, 2020) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. We here at ‘Pulse’ just finished a conference call with all of our editors, from Professor Wert to Madam Shylock, when we came to the conclusion that commenting […]
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THIS is the BOTTOM LINE (RR)
“WE’RE ALL IN THIS TOGETHER” by OPOVV, ©2020 (Jun. 21, 2020) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. With us today is Professor Wert, world-renowned explorer, sought-after public speaker and an author of a book. By the way, Professor, how did the […]
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I Kneel Before No Man (RR)
“THE LAST CHAPTER” by OPOVV, ©2020 (Jun. 6, 2020) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. It’s raining cats and dogs so we’re at the bookstore, across the street from the baseball stadium, where our favorite intrepid explorer, Professor Wert, is […]
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Shangri-La has Line-by-Line Veto (RR)
“AGAINST COMMON SENSE” by OPOVV, ©2020 (Mar. 27, 2020) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first and foremost. Hello, my name is Roving Reporter (RR) broadcasting from our downtown studios and with us, via Skype, is none other than our very own […]
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Prof. Wert Recommends Redbud Chips (RR)
“ON THE OFFENSIVE” by OPOVV, ©2020 (Jan. 15, 2020) — “Hey, everybody, we’re down at the docks to welcome Professor Professor Wert back from another one of his expeditions, this time in the Transylvania region of Romania. Oh, okay. Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ where if you hear it here […]
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Shameful Behavior from Minneapolis! (RR)
“THEY ARE THE ENEMY” by OPOVV, ©2019 (Oct. 11, 2019) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ one of the few places where the truth is reported without reservation. Hello, I’m Mr. Roving and will be your host reporting from one of the suburbs of our city, but […]
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On the Teeter-totter: Dems vs. USA (RR)
“IT DOESN’T WORK TWO WAYS” by OPOVV, ©2019 (Aug. 3, 2019) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to another exciting episode of ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the one place you can be assured of political incorrectness, and if you doubt me then just let me say a marriage is between a man […]
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Pulse of the Nation Company Picnic (RR)
“WE’RE GOING DOWN” by OPOVV, ©2019 (Jul. 23, 2019) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to our annual company picnic. Hello, I’m your Roving Reporter (RR) and I’ll take you around and introduce the folks, the people who make up the ‘Pulse’ family. Chief New Leaf has lakefront property in Wisconsin, just over the […]
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The Wert Report (RR)
“FORGET FACTS; JUST FEEL GOOD” by OPOVV, ©2019 (Mar. 16, 2019) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the home of the malted and our interpretation of the truth, for example: Beta* O’Rourke and How-Utterly-Stupid-Can-A-Human-Being-Be Cortez. Hello, my name is Roving, as in Roving Reporter (RR), and I’ll be […]
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From Roe vs. Wade to the Ovens of Treblinka (RR)
“A DEATH CULT” by OPOVV, ©2019 (Jan. 31, 2019) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the one place that exposes Socialism for what it truly is: a failed system of government that’s never worked to the benefit of freedom-loving people. Hello, my name is Roving and I’ll […]
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We’re Losing the War (RR)
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BOOK REVIEW: “The Thoughtless Cult” (RR)
“THEY REALLY DON’T CARE” by OPOVV, ©2018 (Dec. 14, 2018) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to yet another best-selling book review penned by Professor Zorkophsky. Hello, my name is Roving and I’ll be your host for this episode of ‘Pulse of the Nation,’ your one stop for what we consider the bottom line, or […]
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Professor Zorkophsky’s “A Socialist Primer” (RR)
“AFRAID TO SPEAK THE TRUTH” by OPOVV, ©2018 (Nov. 25, 2018) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘Pulse of the Nation,’ your one stop for the truth. Hello, my name is Roving and we’ll be interviewing Professor Zorkophsky about his new textbook, ‘A Socialist Primer: An Idiot’s Guide to Failure.’ Hello, Professor, and welcome […]
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The Ability Not To Reason (RR)
“WHATEVER IT TAKES TO ADVANCE THEIR CAUSE” by OPOVV , ©2018 (Nov. 10, 2018) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to where we deal with facts and not how we think the world should act to our benefit. Hello, my name is Roving and I’ll be your host for this evening’s program. We’ve had […]
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The Shakedown Industry’s Shot in the Arm (RR)
“NOTHING DIGNIFIED ABOUT IT” by OPOVV, ©2018 (Oct. 4, 2018) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to the show that only tells the truth: ‘The Pulse of the Nation.’ Hello, my name is Roving, as in Roving Reporter (RR), and I’ll be your host for this viewing*, which, as our longtime viewers can […]
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Calling Intrepid Explorer Professor Wert (RR)
“SOMEBODY, ANYBODY…” by OPOVV, ©2018 (Sep. 29, 2018) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to yet another exciting and far-reaching episode of ‘Pulse of the Nation,’ the popular TV news journal that’s guaranteed to be as entertaining as it is informative. Hello, my name is Roving, as in Roving Reporter (RR), and, as […]