by Professor Zorkophsky, ©2023 (Jun. 27, 2023) — The players: Dave, the husband, and Cathy, the wife The place: Any living room, USA The time: Now ACT I Scene I In the kitchen. Cathy is drying her hands while Dave puts away the last of the dishes. Dave: That was sure a good lunch. You’re […]
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Unadulterated and Uncensored: Henry Speaks His Mind (RR)
by Roving Reporter, ©2023 (Jun. 26, 2023) — “Ballad of the Old Cowboy” (5:25) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. For those who are new, ‘Pulse’ used to have a studio in Chicago, but it was destroyed by a mysterious fire; […]
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Are Psychiatric Evaluations via TV Valid? (RR)
by Roving Reporter, ©2023 (May 22, 2023) — “Justice for All” (2:24) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. There’s been many a talk and speculation how far into dementia ‘Let’s go Brandon!’ is, and you’ve got to be blind or a […]
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PTSD is Curable, Divorce is Not (RR)
by Roving Reporter, ©2023 (May 9, 2023) — “Yes, I’m Ready” (3:35) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. As our country is being destroyed (2:24) by the loonies on the Left, our Veterans are calling it quits by committing suicide at record rates. With […]
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Open Invitation for Tucker Carlson to Join ‘Pulse’ (RR)
by Roving Reporter, ©2023 (Apr. 26, 2023) — “Mack the Knife” (3:07) ‘Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Glad you tuned in for this important announcement. We have an opening here at ‘Pulse,’ the most-watched information show in its time slot, […]
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The End Game is Under Way (RR)
by Roving Reporter, ©2023 (Apr. 25, 2023) — “Bolero” (2:32) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Back by popular demand is Professor Zorkophsky, who just released another bestseller that is a shoo-in to become a major motion picture. Sounds exciting; what’s it all […]
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The Whirlwind of Despair (RR)
by Roving Reporter, ©2023 (Apr. 18, 2023) — “Samba Pa Ti Bass Cover” (4:33) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Today’s featured guest is our very own fortune-teller, Madam Shylock, who is starting her Spring Adventure that follows the snow-melt to Alaska […]
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The Unhinged Among Us (RR)
by Roving Reporter, ©2023 (Mar. 31, 2023) — “Trump Won” (3:30) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Back again is Professor Zorkophsky to hawk his latest soon-to-be another bestseller, ‘The Unhinged Among Us.’ Quite an ominous title, don’t you think, Professor?” “For sure, […]
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“A Cry in the Wilderness”
by Professor Zorkophsky, ©2023 (Mar. 28, 2023) — [Professor Zorkophsky is a well-known author of textbooks for the amateur psychologist and the award-winning producer of “The Dandelion War,” one man’s fight to remain an individual.] As the curtain rises, the house lights dim to the tune of ‘Moon River’ (3:51); the stage is revealed as a […]
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How to Become a Doctor under Biden (RR)
by Roving Reporter, ©2023 (Mar. 10, 2023) — “In the Navy” (3:55) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. With us is Doctor James who decided to be on ‘Pulse’ to share his celebrating his earning the moniker of ‘Doctor.’ Welcome, ‘New […]
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The Gospel According to Henry, a Play (RR)
by Roving Reporter, ©2023 (Mar. 5, 2023) — The house is packed, the lights dim, and the curtain rises to the music of Benny Goodman’s “Mission to Moscow” (2:36). The stage is set as the Moulin Rouge theater in Paris. There are 60 girl frogs in costume, jumping up and down and hopping around at a frantic […]
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What About Henry? (RR)
by Roving Reporter, ©2023 (Mar. 2, 2023) — “Duane Allman’s slide solo on Layla” (:57) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Madam Shylock is our featured guest of the day and would like to make an opening statement. Go ahead, Madam Shylock.” […]
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The American Cartel (RR)
by Roving Reporter, ©2023 (Feb. 27, 2023) — “Grieg, VI, op. 57” (2:34) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Today’s guest is a retired border agent who oversaw a 300-mile section in Arizona who claims to have knowledge of an American […]
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Take Me to Your Leader (RR)
by Roving Reporter, ©2023 (Feb. 25, 2023) — “Try to Remember” (3:34) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. As you can see, Professor Zorkophsky is back with us to hawk his new movie that will be released sometime, well, when?” “March […]
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Famous Frogs of the World (RR)
by Roving Reporter, ©2023 (Feb. 23, 2023) — “You Belong to Me” (2:50) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Our intrepid explorer, Professor Wert, will be our guest today and join us as soon as he downloads some photos that he took […]
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Henry Discusses the Elephants in the Room (RR)
by Roving Reporter, ©2023 (Feb. 21, 2023) — “Jazz Piano” (3:15) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. We received a communique from Henry to meet him at a location not far from the airport, in the warehouse district. My, that’s a big building; […]
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Fireside Chat with Zork (RR)
by Roving Reporter, ©2023 (Feb. 20, 2023) — “Cry Like a Baby” (2:32) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it first. Years ago we used to interview Professor Zorkophsky at his office at the university but we’ve never been to his house, where we […]
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Henry May Podcast (RR)
by Roving Reporter, ©2023 (Feb. 10, 2023) — “Don’t Fence Me In” (2:54) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. We here at ‘Pulse’ take great pride on cutting-edge reporting on the great events that affect each of our lives directly, and […]