by Roving Reporter, ©2021 (Dec. 20, 2021) — “Something Special” (2:13) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. On our last program, Professor Wert was scheduled to report on the inherent danger of misdiagnosing a political philosophy with a religious movement, but an […]
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Omar Pushes Truth-phobia (RR)
by Roving Reporter, ©2021 (Sep. 17, 2021) — “Will You Still Love Me Tomorrow” (2:36) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Before we get to Professor Wert’s reporting on the latest measurement of how utterly stupid Ilhan Omar is, we’ve just made […]
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Tales of a COVID Survivor (RR)
by Roving Reporter, ©2021 (Nov. 19, 2021) — [Note: It has been surmised, actually for quite some time, that ‘Pulse’ has more than one contributor, even the editor of The P&E, Sharon Rondeau, along with Professor ‘Trash the masks’ Zorkophsky, OPOVV, Madam Shylock, Professor Wert, Chief New Leaf and a slew of others. Not true, as far as […]
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CCP has a Contract on the Dalai Lama (RR)
by Roving Reporter, ©2021 (Oct. 28, 2021) — “Whispering Bells” (2:27) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Professor Wert just returned from a highly secret mission that was paid for by ‘Pulse,’ the most-watched informative show in its time slot. Welcome home, Professor.” […]
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Record Profits for Democratic Companies (RR)
by Roving Reporter, ©2021 (Sep. 25, 2021) — “Easy (like Sunday morning)” (4:24) “Good evening ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. For those of you who aren’t familiar with our operation, ‘Pulse’ is an independent editorial organization that only deals in the facts […]
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The Little Navy Ship that was Cornered (RR)
by Professor Wert, ©2021 (Sep. 12, 2021) — “The Hanging Tree” (2:50) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Our guest today is Commander Jones, retired. Welcome aboard, Commander. I understand you’ve quite a story about what happens when people are cornered.” […]
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I’m Sorry, but Y’all Have to Leave (RR)
by Professor Zorkophsky, ©2021 (Aug. 12, 2021) — “Take Another Piece of My Heart” (4:15) [For those who are in the USA that can’t read English, pay for your own translation.] “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. I’m sick and tired […]
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The Metaphors of Life IS Life (RR)
by Chief New Leaf, ©2021 (Jun. 23, 2021) — “Theme Song to Wagon Train” (0:55) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Our guest today is none other than our favorite intrepid explorer, Professor Wert. Welcome back home, Professor, and tell us of […]
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The American Indian’s Sound of Music (RR)
by Chief New Leaf, ©2021 (Jun. 11, 2021) — “The Sound of Music” (1:51) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. As we were leaving Madam Shylock‘s Fortune-Telling Emporium the other day, we ran across Henry; wait, let me rephrase that: we saw Henry on […]
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Pandemic for China Flu but Nada for Stupidity (RR)
by Professor Zorkophsky, ©2021 (May 24, 2021) — “Follow that Dream” (1:51) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. For years we have called the United Nations the ‘Muslim Admiration Society’; the so-called ‘Muslim migrants’ the ‘Islamic Invasion’; and Islam a ‘Political […]
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The Story of Paltriness
by Professor Wert, ©2021 (May 4, 2021) — “Witch Doctor” (2:23) “Daddy, bedtime story time, and please don’t tell one that’s so convoluted that I don’t get the point of the moral message.” “Consider it done. Once upon a time there lived an old witch who lived deep in the woods, so deep that there […]
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Admission of Guilt (RR)
by Professor Zorkophsky, ©2021 (Apr. 23, 2021) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Today we have a person who is certainly no stranger, the Vietnam Veteran, who has an important announcement to share with us. So, what’s up?” “Hello, Professor; thanks […]
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Mob Rule = Mob Justice
by Professor Wert, ©2021 (Apr. 21, 2021) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Today we’re at the auditorium of one of our great centers of learning, a world-famous Christian college that doesn’t indoctrinate their students in the belief that ‘no effort […]
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Prof. Wert Explains Life (RR)
by Professor Wert, ©2021 (Apr. 17, 2021) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Due to my blockbuster play, ‘The Emperor Was A Fraud,’ ‘Pulse’ has asked me to guest-host. What am I supposed to do now? Answer the phone? This […]
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The Emperor was a Fraud
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The World’s Oldest Philosophy (RR)
by Professor Zorkophsky, ©2020 (Dec. 17, 2020) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. With us today is the world-renowned intrepid explorer, Professor Wert, who is about to reveal to us what is perhaps his greatest discovery to date: an ancient […]
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The Reluctant Actor (RR)
by OPOVV, ©2020 (Nov. 23, 2020) — “Les Yeux Noirs” (2:08) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Thank you so much for joining us, broadcasting via the General‘s shortwave set located in his man-cave where there’s suits of amour and various battlefield […]