by Chief New Leaf, ©2021 (Dec. 9, 2021) — “Min Kära I Det Fria” (1:56) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Today’s guest wants to share a story with us, a story with no axe to grind, no point to make, […]
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AOC: Pure Stupidity Meets the Road (RR)
by Chief New Leaf, ©2021 (Dec. 8, 2021) — “Starting Today” (3:11) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation’, the place to hear it here first. Our first guest today is Max Graves, a longtime assistant of Professor Zorkophsky. Welcome to ‘Pulse,’ the most-watched information show in its time […]
Tales of a COVID Survivor (RR)
by Roving Reporter, ©2021 (Nov. 19, 2021) — [Note: It has been surmised, actually for quite some time, that ‘Pulse’ has more than one contributor, even the editor of The P&E, Sharon Rondeau, along with Professor ‘Trash the masks’ Zorkophsky, OPOVV, Madam Shylock, Professor Wert, Chief New Leaf and a slew of others. Not true, as far as […]
Biological Evolution (RR)
Record Profits for Democratic Companies (RR)
by Roving Reporter, ©2021 (Sep. 25, 2021) — “Easy (like Sunday morning)” (4:24) “Good evening ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. For those of you who aren’t familiar with our operation, ‘Pulse’ is an independent editorial organization that only deals in the facts […]
A Zorkophsky Novelette (RR)
by Roving Reporter, ©2021 (Sep. 23, 2021) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Back by popular demand is our very own bestselling author, Professor Zorkophsky. Welcome back, Professor, and what have you got for us today?” “Glad to be back, […]
Maskless Company Picnic (RR)
by Madam Shylock, ©2021 (Sep. 14, 2021) — “It Hurts Me Too” (5:14) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Today is the company picnic at my Fortune-Telling Emporium here in quiet Cassadaga, Florida. All present and even some past employees are in […]
This is NOT My Government (RR)
by Chief New Leaf, ©2021 (Aug. 26, 2021) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Everyone at ‘Pulse’ is over at Rook Dunkin’s church coordinating rescue attempts of our fellow Christians from the ‘World’s Hellhole,’ previously known as Afghanistan. Actually, many […]
Zyklon’s Compelling Reasons why Joe has to Go (RR)
by Zyklon, ©2021 (Aug. 21, 2021) — “Look, my Prime Directive is the same as you people’s: DO NOT INTERFERE, but I just can’t sit back and continue to watch your country recede into the dusty pages of historical fairy tales of Camelots and Shangri-Las, never to be seen or heard from again. You people […]
PTSD Symposium Number VI (RR)
by Chief New Leaf, ©2021 (Jun. 25, 2021) — “Everlasting Love” (2:33) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Once again, ‘Pulse’ will broadcast the introductory speech of this year’s PTSD conference here in West Palm Beach, FL, the first town west […]
The Metaphors of Life IS Life (RR)
by Chief New Leaf, ©2021 (Jun. 23, 2021) — “Theme Song to Wagon Train” (0:55) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Our guest today is none other than our favorite intrepid explorer, Professor Wert. Welcome back home, Professor, and tell us of […]
The American Indian’s Sound of Music (RR)
by Chief New Leaf, ©2021 (Jun. 11, 2021) — “The Sound of Music” (1:51) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. As we were leaving Madam Shylock‘s Fortune-Telling Emporium the other day, we ran across Henry; wait, let me rephrase that: we saw Henry on […]
Leaf Talks to Shylock (RR)
by Chief New Leaf, ©2021 (Jun. 8, 2021) — “Highway Patrol Theme Song” (0:43) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. I got on I-95 and headed south and ended up at ‘Madam Shylock‘s Fortune-Telling Emporium,’ right across the street from the […]
They Speak with Forked Tongues (RR)
by Professor Zorkophsky, ©2021 (Apr. 12, 2021) — “Then You Can Tell Me Goodbye” (3:12) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Just after our last show with Madam Shylock, Chief New Leaf called to ask us if we would give him the same […]
The Annihilation of Our Republic (RR)
by Professor Zorkophsky, ©2021 (Apr. 4, 2021) — “Take My Hand, Precious Lord” (4:03) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. We’re going to try something new – never been done before – which will require each of you to participate, whether […]
Salem Witch Hysteria and Trump Derangement Syndrome (RR)
by Dr. Major Roving, ©2021 (Mar. 18, 2021) — “The Battle Cry of Freedom” (4:21) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Back by popular demand our own soothsayer, Madam Shylock, will be our featured guest. Glad you could make it on such […]
Hello? There was no Election (RR)
by Professor Zorkophsky, ©2021 (Mar. 15, 2021) — “Hello Darlin’” (2:30) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Today’s guest is someone well-known to us all, Roving Reporter (RR), who joined the show the other day having been on an extended vacation. […]