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The Making of a Politician (RR)

“LOSS OF RESPECT” by OPOVV, ©2016 (Aug. 7, 2016) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘Pulse of the Nation.’ Hello, my name is Professor Zorkophsky, and I will be hosting the show. Mr. Roving and the Chief are on assignment and will be back shortly. As you can see, we’re under the awning […]

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The Grim Reaper and Hillary (RR)

ISLAMIC CONNECTIONS by OPOVV, ©2016 (Aug. 4, 1961) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘Pulse of the Nation,’ the show that has, once again, been nominated as the ‘Most Watched Show’ in its time slot. As you can see, we’re at the university in Professor Zorkophsky’s office. For those of you who may […]

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Intrepid Explorer Returns! (RR)

IS THE PRESENCE OF ILLEGAL ALIENS A VIOLATION OF THE THIRD AMENDMENT? by OPOVV, ©2016 (Jul. 24, 2016) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘Pulse of the Nation,’ the ever-popular show that tells it like it is. As you can see, we’re back down at the docks welcoming Professor Wert’s ship come in, […]

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Their Depravity Knows No Bounds (RR)

“TAKING IT PERSONALLY” by OPOVV, ©2016 (Jul. 22, 2016) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘Pulse of the Nation,’ the show that tells the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth. No plagiarism intended. Mr. Roving Reporter is joining us from the Southern Nevada Veterans Memorial Cemetery in Boulder City, Nevada. […]

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Imploding! Thanks to Dean and Pelosi (RR)

“YOU’RE A ‘BIRTHER?’” by OPOVV, ©2016 (Jul. 17, 2016) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to a special edition of ‘Pulse of the Nation.’ Hello, I’m Chief New Leaf filling in for Roving Reporter, who is at the National Cemetery  in Boulder City, Nevada, working on a story about the brave men and women […]

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What’s That You Say, Master Jack? (RR)

“GREY PIECES OF MATTER” by OPOVV, ©2016 (Jul. 9, 2016) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to a special edition of ‘Pulse of the Nation.’ Due to a dangerous and, apparently, infectious brain disease running rampant throughout the world, and what just took place on the streets of Dallas, Texas, we’re back at the […]

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Professor Zorkophsky Again (RR)

“REAL FIREWORKS” by OPOVV, ©2016 (Jul. 4, 2016) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. The other day we received a request to do a follow-up interview of the world-renowned psychologist, Professor Zorkophsky, who, according to the notes that Roving left, prefers to be called ‘Zork.’ Hello, I’m Chief Leaf and I’ll be your host for […]

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The Virus Among Us (RR)

“WE CAN WIN IF WE’VE A MIND TO” by OPOVV, ©2016 (Jun. 12, 2016) — “How. Mr. Roving is on assignment and Chief New Leaf – that would be me – will be your host for this evening’s edition of ‘Pulse of the Nation.’ “Welcome, ladies and gentlemen. As you can see, we’re at the university […]

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Professor Zorkophsky Returns (RR)

“DECIMATED CULTURES” by OPOVV, ©2016 (Feb. 7, 2016) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. By popular demand, we’ve encouraged Professor Zork to share a little more of what’s in his latest book, ‘The Wild One Syndrome: The Cause of Wars for the Last Five Hundred Years.’ “This is a first for us, having a guest […]

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An Interview with Professor Zorkophsky

AN “RR” EXCLUSIVE by OPOVV, ©2016 (Feb. 6, 2016) — “Welcome to a special edition of ‘The Pulse of the Nation.’ We’re at the university to interview the world-famous psychologist, Professor Zorkophsky.” “Call me Zork, yes?” “No kidding?” “No kidding.” “Alright, Zork.” “Professor Zork.” “Oh, sure. Sorry. Now Professor Zork, your latest book, ‘The Wild One […]