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Poor Zork’s Utterances

by Professor Zorkophsky, ©2021 (Aug. 19, 2021) — “Corruption equals failure, so what happened in Saigon and what is happening in Kabul shouldn’t come as any surprise.” “If you think you’ll get something for nothing, that’s exactly what you’ll get.” “Lowering the standards for one through Affirmative Action lowers the standards for all.” “Failure to […]

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Drape This (RR)

by Professor Zorkophsky, ©2021  (Aug. 8, 2021) — “Everybody Loves a Lover” (2:43) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Now for you loonies in California or in General Milley’s military, welcome to those who were birthed and indoctrinated by combat boot […]

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Baa Ram Ewe (RR)

by Professor Zorkophsky, ©2021 (Jul. 18, 2021) — “Tchaikovsky Valse sentimentale” (1:58) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Today we’re at Madam Shylock’s ‘Fortune-Telling Emporium’ in Cassadaga, Florida, to ask her about this fraudulent election. So, any thoughts?” “You get what you pay […]