“TAKE THE OMEN SERIOUSLY” by OPOVV, ©2020 (Mar. 22, 2020) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ broadcasting from the little church on Hawthorn Street to hear Rook Dunkin’s Sunday sermon. Let’s listen in.” “Good morning to you all, and will you please turn to your hymnal and […]
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The Great American Play (RR)
“FULL-BLOWN SOCIALISM” by OPOVV, ©2020 (Mar. 5, 2020) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to another fact-filled episode of ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the entertaining information show where you’re sure to hear it here so you don’t have to waste your time channel surfing to hear it anywhere else. Hello, I’m Roving, […]
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Are Americans Stupid Beyond Belief? (RR)
“TOTALITARIAN IN NATURE” by OPOVV, ©2020 (Feb. 25, 2020) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to a special edition of ‘The Pulse of the Nation.’ Tonight we’ll be broadcasting from the church down on Hawthorn Street because the university’s student protesters have blockaded the auditorium and the police have all gone to the […]
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Zorkophsky Analysis of the Hollywood Nuts (RR)
“GONE BANANAS” by OPOVV, ©2020 (Feb. 21, 2020) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the show that leaves you pleased that you learned something useful. As you can see, we’re back in Professor Zorkophsky’s office to discuss his latest bestseller, ‘The Peter Pan Legacy Flourishing in Hollywood.’ The scuttlebutt is that […]
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Book Review: “Ignorance Results in Perturbance” (RR)
“LEARNING FROM THE PAST” by OPOVV, ©2020 (Feb. 16, 2020) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to where truth is to be found: ‘The Pulse of the Nation.’ Hello, my name is Roving, as in Roving Reporter (RR), and I will be your host where we’re once again broadcasting from Professor Zorkophsky’s office here […]
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The Ultimate Transgender Test (RR)
“TO BE DETERMINED” by OPOVV, ©2020 (Feb. 14, 2020) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to a special edition of ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ where we’re broadcasting from the Track & Field Athletic Center here at the university. What is happening is that there’s a track meet and there seems to be […]
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Back on the Job (RR)
“INELIGIBLE” by OPOVV, ©2020 (Feb. 11, 2020) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ your break from the fake news. Hello, I’m your Roving Reporter (RR), bringing you on-the-street interviews with our neighbors to learn what’s bugging them. You all know the routine by now: we tape in […]
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The Disintegration of the Rules of War (RR)
DEFENDING AGAINST “IGNORANCE” by OPOVV, ©2020 (Feb. 9, 2020) — “In this special edition of ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ we have been invited to a secluded meeting hall – about an hour’s drive out of town – to witness a group of professional psychiatrists who treat veterans who are contemplating ‘eating a bullet’ discuss […]
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Zorkophsky’s “The Psychosis of Derangement” (RR)
“WARNING SIGNS” by OPOVV, ©2020 (Feb. 8, 2020) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to yet another one of Professor Zorkophsky’s book reviews here on ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ your one stop to hear it here so you don’t have to waste your precious time to hear it anywhere else. Hello, my […]
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Madam Shylock “Reads” Nancy Pelosi (RR)
“ACTING LIKE A COMPLETE IDIOT” by OPOVV, ©2020 (Feb. 6, 2020) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ broadcasting from one of the centers of channeling some kind of mystic cosmic mumbo-jumbo from the other side; is that about it, Madam Shylock?” “First the money, and may I remind […]
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Why You Are Here (RR)
“THE LAYING OF THE FOUNDATION” by OPOVV, ©2020 (Feb. 5, 2020) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to another exciting book review by Professor Zorkophsky who is celebrating his second best-seller in as many months. Hello, my name is Roving and we’re in the basement of Professor Zorkophsky’s office here at the university. You […]
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Sharing the PTSD Burden (RR)
“HE CAME HOME” by OPOVV, ©2020 (Jan. 24, 2020) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to another enjoyable evening with your Roving Reporter (RR) on ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ a television show where if you hear it here you don’t have to hear it anywhere else. As you can see, we’re back […]
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Book Review: The Fallacy of Revenge (RR)
“22+ A DAY” by OPOVV, ©2020 (Jan. 14, 2020) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to the place that if you hear it here you don’t have to hear it anywhere else, ‘The Pulse of the Nation.’ You guessed it: we’re back in the rather nice office of the eminent best-selling author, Professor Zorkophsky, […]
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The Amazing Larry Kudlow (RR)
“TRUMP’S MONEYMAN” by OPOVV, ©2020 (Jan. 12, 2020) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to another episode of ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ your fact-filled show that, ‘If you hear it here you don’t need to hear it anywhere else.’ Hello, I’m Roving, as in Roving Reporter (RR), back on our beat, under […]
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Prof. Zorkophsky Defines “Derangement” (RR)
“COMPLETELY BONKERS” by OPOVV, ©2020 (Jan. 6, 2020) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to another exclusive interview with the eminent bestseller of textbooks who address the nuts among us, Professor Zorkophsky. Welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the information show that is losing viewers as fast as we’re gaining readers. Hello, […]
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The General Weighs In (RR)
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Pulse’s 2019 Christmas Party (RR)
“AND TO ALL A GOOD NIGHT” by OPOVV, ©2019 (Dec. 24, 2019) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to Christmas Party 2019 where we’re celebrating on our corner, under the awning, across the street from the train station. You say I jest? Not so, because, just around the corner, Chief New Leaf parked […]
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A Class Act (RR)
“NO HEART, NO SOUL AND NO AUDIENCE” by OPOVV, ©2019 (Dec. 5, 2019) — “’Everything in moderation, including moderation’: Old Ben was as right then as he is now. Welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ your one stop for the truth of the day. Hello, I’m Roving, as in Roving Reporter (RR), and we’re back on […]
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Zork’s “Those Afflicted with Short-Circuitry” (RR)
“AN INVADING ARMY” by OPOVV, ©2019 (Dec. 2, 2019) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ where you’re sure to find the answers you’re looking for. Hello, I’m Mr. Roving, the host of ‘Pulse.’ Sitting to my right is Professor Zorkophsky and on my left is Chief New Leaf who just stopped […]
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Zorkophsky’s “The PTSD Primer to Suicide” (RR)
LEARNING TO LIVE WITH THE CONSEQUENCES OF WAR by OPOVV, ©2019 (Nov. 25, 2019) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place where informed folk go to get informed.. Hello, I’m your Roving Reporter, your host, and with me is Professor Zorkophsky, in his rather nice office, […]