“MAKES US ALL LOOK LIKE LAUGHINGSTOCKS” by OPOVV, ©2018 (Nov. 15, 2018) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ your sure source for the truth. Hello, my name is Roving, as in Roving Reporter (RR), and I’ll be conducting random interviews of people about to catch the commuter train […]
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The Ability Not To Reason (RR)
“WHATEVER IT TAKES TO ADVANCE THEIR CAUSE” by OPOVV , ©2018 (Nov. 10, 2018) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to where we deal with facts and not how we think the world should act to our benefit. Hello, my name is Roving and I’ll be your host for this evening’s program. We’ve had […]
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How to Play Fair (RR)
“NO POSITIVE EFFECT” by OPOVV , ©2018 (Oct. 28, 2018) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the home plate for truth, justice and the American Way. We’ve got quite a show for you tonight that we think you’ll like, so let’s get started by introducing Madam Shylock, brought to […]
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Hot Off the Press! (RR)
“PLAYING ON EMOTIONS” by OPOVV, ©2018 (Oct. 24, 2018) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ your one-stop for what’s true today. Hello, my name is Roving and I’ll be your host for this episode. As you can see, we’re back on our corner across from the railroad […]
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First Time Ever: Crystal Ball Filmed! (RR)
“THERE’LL BE NOBODY LEFT” by OPOVV, ©2018 (Oct. 13, 2018) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to the show that’s sure to make you take notice of whatever comes our way. Hello, and thanks for choosing us for your info-view needs. My name is Roving, as in Roving Reporter (RR), and it’s my […]
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It’s in the Water! (RR)
“UNHINGED” by OPOVV, ©2018 (Oct. 10, 2018) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ your trusted source for nothing but the facts. Hello, my name is Roving and we have Madam Shylock with us via Skype. Good morning, Madam Shylock; how you doin’? But before you answer let’s get this […]
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The Shakedown Industry’s Shot in the Arm (RR)
“NOTHING DIGNIFIED ABOUT IT” by OPOVV, ©2018 (Oct. 4, 2018) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to the show that only tells the truth: ‘The Pulse of the Nation.’ Hello, my name is Roving, as in Roving Reporter (RR), and I’ll be your host for this viewing*, which, as our longtime viewers can […]
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“The Gullibles” (RR)
“WAGING THE WAR” by OPOVV, ©2018 (Sep. 30, 2018) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the ever-popular one-stop truth injection for your brain. Hello, my name is Roving and, as you can see, we’re back on our corner, under the awning, across from the railroad depot. Our […]
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Roving on the Job
“TAKING POTSHOTS” by OPOVV, ©2018 (Sep. 18, 2018) —“Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ your number one source to quench your thirst for the truth, or at least our version of it. Hello, my name is Roving and I’ll be waylaying our neighbors as they’re about to board […]
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Look! Is it a Bird? A Plane? Or a Terrorist Weapon?
“THE TROJAN HORSE SCENARIO” by OPOVV, ©2018 (Sep. 9, 2018) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ where if our truth doesn’t coincide with your truth, then, well, maybe this program can educate you to see the light. Hello, my name is Roving and I’ll be your host […]
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Zorkophsky, Shylock and PTSD
“IT’S NOT YOUR FAULT” by OPOVV, ©2018 (Aug. 29, 2018) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ your place to go for entertaining the truth. Hello, my name is Roving and, because we had such a favorable response, we’ve sent Professor Zorkophsky back down to Madam Shylocks’s Fortune-Telling […]
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Zorkophsky visits Shylock
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The Dog and the Professor
“RABID” by OPOVV, ©2018 (Aug. 16, 2018) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the one show that strives to maintain your blood pressure at comfortable levels. Just kidding, of course, because if it’s one thing we don’t want to do, it’s to put you to sleep. When […]
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Reality Check Time II
“BEYOND BELIEF” by OPOVV, ©2018 (Aug. 8, 2018) — “O Exalted One, we’re approaching the vicinity of Earth; what is your pleasure?” “What do you say we swoop down and see what our secret agent, Henry the Talking Frog, says? He’s the one who lives in the pond across the street from ‘Madam Shylock’s Fortune-Telling Emporium’ […]
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Roving at Large (RR)
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The Hand Salute (RR)
PAYING RESPECTS by OPOVV, ©2018 (May 29, 2018) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the one informative show that just lays out the truth. Recently we’ve had a number of complaints from people who like to see the world through rose-colored glasses; they get upset when we […]
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Talking Dog Barks Her Piece (RR)
“YOU’RE ACTING JUST LIKE CONGRESS” by OPOVV, ©2018 (May 19, 2018) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to another episode of ‘Pulse of the Nation,’ the news show that reports the truth as we see it. Hello, my name is Roving and we encourage you to yell at the television set. I know […]
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Cast of Characters (RR)
“THE USUAL SUSPECTS” by OPOVV, ©2018 (Apr. 27, 2018) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘Pulse of the Nation,’ the most enjoyable half-hour you can expect from the idiot box*. Hello, I’m your Roving Reporter and we’re back at Reverend Dunkin’s church down here on Hawthorn Street. Well, Reverend Dunkin, what’s happening?” […]
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Meet a Direct Descendant of Prester John (RR)
“HOW DO COUNTRIES SURVIVE?” by OPOVV, ©2018 (Apr. 23, 2018) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place where inquisitive folk go to get their minds back on track. Hello, I’m Roving and I’ll be your host for this episode of ‘Pulse.’ Today we’re broadcasting from Madam […]