by Roving Reporter, ©2024 (Apr. 8, 2024) — “Hello It’s Me” (3:51) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Due to popular demand, Henry will be our featured guest. As you can see, we’re on the front porch of ‘Madam Shylock’s Fortune-Telling Emporium,’ located […]
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1$ Billion vs. a Good Idea (RR)
by Roving Reporter, ©2024 (Feb. 25, 2024) — “Slightly Hung Over” (4:43) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. I heard that the Democrats will outspend the Republicans 2 to 1 or more. So what? Make it 10 to 1; same difference, […]
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Senator Kaine’s Minimal, Judgmental Support for Israel
by Paul Driessen, ©2024 (Feb. 19, 2024) — Several friends and I recently wrote to Virginia Senators Tim Kaine and Mark Warner, urging them to support Israel’s war against Hamas terrorists. We appreciated their detailed responses but were appalled by their minimal, judgmental support for Israel, poor grasp of reality and focus on Palestinian suffering. […]
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Roving Visits East Palestine with Brandon (RR)
by Roving Reporter, ©2024 (Feb. 18, 2024) — “Kodachrome” (3:36) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Soon after President ‘Brandon’ announced his visit to East Palestine, Ohio, Chief New Leaf graciously offered his sumptuous RV for our use, and so here we are, […]
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The Most Requested Follow-up Interview (RR)
by Roving Reporter, ©2024 (Feb. 13, 2024) — “The Unicorn Song” (3:21) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. The other day our boss happened to mention the possibility of getting caught up on answering ‘Letters to Pulse,’ so I asked her […]
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The ONLY Acceptable Border Bill Number is “0” (RR)
by Roving Reporter, ©2024 (Feb. 7, 2024) — “Nineteen Hundred Eighty Five” (5:27) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. I promised Henry that I wouldn’t badmouth swamps, but Washington, DC, is just too much to ignore. Low-IQ critters are seen slithering from gutter […]
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Money for an Election; Why? (RR)
by Roving Reporter, ©2024 (Jan. 3, 2024) — “Things We Said Together” (2:37) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Today’s featured guest is an old friend of ‘Pulse,’ none other than our favorite Indian, Chief New Leaf. Welcome back: long time no […]
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Henry: Secret Agent Mole! S1, Ep. 2
by Roving Reporter, ©2023 (Nov. 1, 2023) — “I Feel the Earth Move” (3:00) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. The last we saw of Henry, he was trapped in an elevator in the Federal Building in San Francisco. Let’s see how […]
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Illegals: Vote for Trump Means Deportation (RR)
by Roving Reporter, ©2023 (Sep. 23, 2023) — “Don’t Let the Sun Catch You Crying” (2:44) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. The Dems will allow non-citizens to vote, thereby flaunting their hate for our country right in our faces. Yes, […]
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Japan: Land of the Setting Sun (RR)
by Roving Reporter, ©2023 (Jun. 1, 2023) — “Sukiyaki” (3:07) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. It wasn’t that long ago when Japan could be admired for its politicians having even a little bit of common sense, nowadays not so much. […]
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Deep State Funding Trump Opposition (RR)
by Roving Reporter, ©2023 (May 23, 2023) — “Just to be with You” (2:24) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Chief New Leaf returns with some down-home American Indian common sense, is that right?” “You speak with straight tongue, that you do. […]
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Open Invitation for Tucker Carlson to Join ‘Pulse’ (RR)
by Roving Reporter, ©2023 (Apr. 26, 2023) — “Mack the Knife” (3:07) ‘Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Glad you tuned in for this important announcement. We have an opening here at ‘Pulse,’ the most-watched information show in its time slot, […]
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THEY LIE!
by Chief New Leaf, ©2023 (Apr. 12, 2023) — “Forked tongue,” Indian-speak for “white man lie,” in this case Joe Biden and his totally corrupt gangster administration, meaning the whole forked government. Once a month I shop at a Big Box retailer and save my receipts. The other day I brought a year-old receipt with […]
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Fact is, People Fear the Truth (RR)
by Roving Reporter, ©2023 (Apr. 7, 2023) — “Justice for All” (2:24) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Back by popular demand is our very own Madam Shylock, our favorite fortuneteller par excellence. Madam Shylock just returned from working undercover/undercover. First, […]
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Natural Born Citizens Are The 3 Leaf Clover Kind of Citizens Not The 4 Leaf Clover Kind
by CDR Charles F. Kerchner, Jr. (Ret), blogging at CDRKerchner, ©2023 (Mar. 18, 2023) — (17 Mar 2023) — Regarding the term “natural born citizen” (NBC) in our U.S. Constitution’s presidential eligibility clause and Principles of Natural Law, it is not a very limited club and category of citizenship. In fact it is exactly the […]
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The Gospel According to Henry, a Play (RR)
by Roving Reporter, ©2023 (Mar. 5, 2023) — The house is packed, the lights dim, and the curtain rises to the music of Benny Goodman’s “Mission to Moscow” (2:36). The stage is set as the Moulin Rouge theater in Paris. There are 60 girl frogs in costume, jumping up and down and hopping around at a frantic […]
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What About Henry? (RR)
by Roving Reporter, ©2023 (Mar. 2, 2023) — “Duane Allman’s slide solo on Layla” (:57) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Madam Shylock is our featured guest of the day and would like to make an opening statement. Go ahead, Madam Shylock.” […]
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Henry Iowa-Bound (RR)
by Roving Reporter, ©2023 (Feb. 13, 2023) — “Young Love” (2:28) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Today we’re at a drugstore in Iowa waiting for Henry to give his first campaign speech, so what do you say we just mingle with the […]