by Roving Reporter, ©2024 (Jan. 12, 2023) — “Garden Party” (3:58) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Today’s featured guest is Bishop Dunkin, who will clue us in on the obvious, is that right? And welcome to the show.” “And thank you […]
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I Don’t Know About You, But I Don’t Want One Muslim In My Country (RR)
by Roving Reporter, ©2023 (Oct. 17, 2023) — “Soulful Strut” (3:07) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation, the place to hear it here first. A couple of years ago, I wrote that the United Nations was nothing but a ‘Muslim Admiration Society’ and that the roadblocks they manned […]
How 9-11 Affects Me (RR)
by Roving Reporter, ©2023 (Sep. 11, 2023) — “Try That in a Small Town” (3:00) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. On this, the 22nd anniversary of the cowardly attacks on our country by a belief system that worships death, Bishop Dunkin would […]
Judas is Dead, Thank God (RR)
by Roving Reporter, ©2023 (Jul. 17, 2023) — “I’m Just Sayin’” (3:20) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Professor Wert will grace our guest microphone after I share the Good News that Mike Pence shot himself in the foot and stabbed himself […]
The Weak Link of our Republic (RR)
by Roving Reporter, ©2023 (Apr. 4, 2023) — “Trump Won” (3:30) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ’The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. One thing I didn’t do was take the Oath to defend our country from both foreign and domestic enemies to watch our country go […]
The Truth of the Matter is… (RR)
by Roving Reporter, ©2023 (Mar. 7, 2023) — “Teenage Wasteland” (5:06) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. We’ve been inundated with the question, ‘Can our country survive?’ Good question, and here to answer is our very own General, the General with the […]
Bishop Dunkin’s First Sermon as a Bishop (RR)
by Roving Reporter, ©2023 (Jan. 11, 2023) — “Driftin’ Blues” (4:57) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Before we listen to Dunkin’s first sermon as a Bishop, Professor Zorkophsky would like to say a few words.” “Thank you, Roving, for giving me this […]
Henry Gaining Ground (RR)
by Roving Reporter, ©2023 (Jan. 6, 2023) — “Am I Ready” (2:24) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Rook Dunkin invited us to his church on Hawthorn Street to hear Henry’s acceptance speech on behalf of the ‘Hopping Mad Party,’ but before we […]
The Cathedral of Trust (RR)
by Roving Reporter, ©2022 (Dec. 20, 2022) — “96 Tears” (2:55) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. I’d like to start off by saying that sometimes we make mistakes and when we do we apologize. Now, as far as our letter-answering […]
Who Killed Christ? (RR)
by Roving Reporter, ©2022 (Dec. 16, 2022) — “Up, Up and Away” (2:44) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. By popular demand, Rook Dunkin has blessed us once again with his divine presence. Welcome back, and have you heard anything about your promotion […]
What Would Jesus Do? (RR)
Sermon for the Times (RR)
by Rook Dunkin, ©2022 (Dec. 3, 2022) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. I asked for this time to deliver a sermon that I think is something America desperately needs at this time in her adolescence. The USA hasn’t been […]
Every Candidate that I’ve Donated to WINS! (RR)
by Roving Reporter, ©2022 (Sep. 15, 2022) — “Harp #1” (0:58) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Because it’s raining cats and dogs, we’ll just make a few phone calls and then, during the closing segment, we’ll have an open line […]
The Sermon of the Month
by Rook Dunkin, ©2022 (Aug. 31, 2022) — “Please stand while we recite the Lord’s Prayer.” “The Lord’s Prayer” (:33) ‘Thank you. Please be seated. “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. I have asked ‘Pulse’, the most-watched information show in its […]
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The End is Nearer than You Think (RR)
by Roving Reporter, ©2022 (Aug. 3, 2022) — “All Along the Watchtower” (6:30) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Rook Dunkin has graciously extended an invitation to join his weekly ‘Round Table Discussion.’ We’re in the basement of his church down on Hawthorn […]
This is a True Story (RR)
by Roving Reporter, ©2022 (Jul. 11, 2022) — “Thunderstruck” (3:59) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Our guest today is Roy Dodd, who says he has a story to tell. You’re on; take it away.” “Hello, Roving and all you viewers […]
Did You Hear the News? (RR)
by Roving Reporter, ©2022 (May 7, 2022) — “Family Reserve” (3:59) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. And here we are, back in the balcony at the little church down on Hawthorn Street about to listen to a sermon from Rook Dunkin. […]
Open Letter to the Ministry of Truth (RR)
by Roving Reporter, ©2022 “(Apr. 30, 2022) — Sugar Sugar” (2:57) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Today we have a real treat for everyone: Chief New Leaf was in our neck of the woods and stopped in unannounced, which works out […]