by Roving Reporter, ©2023 (May 6, 2023) — “Bless the Beasts and the Children” (3:16) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Professor Wert is back with us to hawk his latest children’s book, ‘Live the Truth or SHUT UP.’ Welcome back to ‘Pulse,’ […]
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Open Invitation for Tucker Carlson to Join ‘Pulse’ (RR)
by Roving Reporter, ©2023 (Apr. 26, 2023) — “Mack the Knife” (3:07) ‘Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Glad you tuned in for this important announcement. We have an opening here at ‘Pulse,’ the most-watched information show in its time slot, […]
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The Beacon of Freedom (RR)
by Roving Reporter, ©2023 (Mar. 23, 2023) — “Trump Won” (3:30) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. We’re starting a new segment that we hope you’ll enjoy; we call it ‘The $5 Bet’ where, after the interview, we ask you to […]
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Chuck Schumer: The Truth is a Lie (RR)
by Roving Reporter, ©2023 (Mar. 9, 2023) — “Smooth Operator” (4:19) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Indeed, the inmates have taken over the asylum and it’s up to us to take it back, one way or the other. The Deep […]
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Take Me to Your Leader (RR)
by Roving Reporter, ©2023 (Feb. 25, 2023) — “Try to Remember” (3:34) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. As you can see, Professor Zorkophsky is back with us to hawk his new movie that will be released sometime, well, when?” “March […]
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Famous Frogs of the World (RR)
by Roving Reporter, ©2023 (Feb. 23, 2023) — “You Belong to Me” (2:50) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Our intrepid explorer, Professor Wert, will be our guest today and join us as soon as he downloads some photos that he took […]
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A Parable
by Professor Wert, ©2023 (Feb. 8, 2023) — Face it, it happens: a complete idiot is born, one who is without a moral compass and lacks the empathy that makes most of us human, apart from those who do not believe in the Golden Rule, those who choose to live in squalor, each breath one heartbeat away […]
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The Rat Maze
by Professor Wert, ©2023 (Feb. 5, 2023) — “The Love Song of Kangding” (3:08) Once upon a time there was a rat colony that lived in a large box. The outside walls of the box were painted as a seascape, so the rats thought they lived on an island. Some of the spaces had squares […]
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The Waffen-SS and the Capitol Police (RR)
by Roving Reporter, ©2023 (Feb. 4, 2023) — “Seven Nation Army” (4:31) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Today’s guest is an old friend who only stops by when he’s not off trekking in some jungle around the world. That’s right, […]
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Not One Cent to Ukraine (RR)
by Roving Reporter, ©2022 (Dec. 23, 2022) — “I Got the Blues” (4:52) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Today’s guest is a favorite of ours, always has something interesting to say and is a bestselling author of children’s books, most […]
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Greed Killed the Golden Goose (RR)
by Roving Reporter, ©2022 (Nov. 15, 2022) — “I’m Stickin’ With You” (2:07) WANTED: Make extra cash money if you have never served in the military, non-religious and non-patriotic. Need to run fraudulent ballots beyond city limits, county, and state lines; no restrictions; ability to keep your mouth shut; bonus paid to politicians and county […]
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Conclusion: Americans Want Human Trafficking and Fentanyl (RR)
by Roving Reporter, ©2022 (Nov. 10, 2022) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. We just had the midterms, and to put it all in perspective is our own intrepid explorer, Professor Wert. Well, Professor, what’s your take on what just happened?” […]
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Midterms: There are but Two Choices
by Professor Wert, ©2022 (Oct. 5, 2022) — Act I The curtain rises as “On a Carousel” (3:13) is played to a stage set as a schoolyard playground, merry-go-round backstage right, jungle gym left, slide center stage front. “Did so.” “Did not.” “Did so. I heard Jenny say to Mary that you cut in line.” […]
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The Liz Cheney “Who Cares” Poll? (RR)
by Madam Shylock, ©2022 (Sep. 28, 2022) — “A Song for You” (4:07) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. On behalf of ‘Pulse,’ the most-watched information show in its time slot, I conducted a comprehensive poll east of the Mississippi, while Professor […]
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Proper Etiquette for Californians
by Professor Wert, ©2022 (Sep. 26, 2022) — So you’re thinking about escaping the crazy house, or maybe you made it out and don’t know how to act with ‘normal folk.’ Here’s a bit of advice: don’t tailgate. First of all, no more ‘Dudes’ and no more kneeling during the Nation Anthem. No more stupid […]
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Spots (RR)
by Roving Reporter, ©2022 (Jul. 24, 2022) — “Born to be Alive” (3:26) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. We’re at an undisclosed location about to conduct an impromptu sidewalk interview with the next person walking by.” “Now?” “Not until I […]
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The Age of Ideology
by ProfDave, ©2022 (May 24, 2022) — The age of reason was followed by the age of ideology in the 19th century. For the most part, the state had given up the effort to suppress religious diversity. Religious dissent had gained a measure of toleration and legality in most places. Religion was still important but […]
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When Will We Get it Right? (RR)
by Roving Reporter, ©2022 “Avalon Blues” (4:12) (Jan. 1, 2022) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Professor Wert, of intrepid explorer fame, having searched for Inca gold to the far reaches of Antarctica, is our featured guest today. Welcome to ‘Pulse,’ […]
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At the Everlovin’ Edge (RR)
by Roving Reporter, ©2021 (Dec. 20, 2021) — “Something Special” (2:13) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. On our last program, Professor Wert was scheduled to report on the inherent danger of misdiagnosing a political philosophy with a religious movement, but an […]
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Omar Pushes Truth-phobia (RR)
by Roving Reporter, ©2021 (Sep. 17, 2021) — “Will You Still Love Me Tomorrow” (2:36) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Before we get to Professor Wert’s reporting on the latest measurement of how utterly stupid Ilhan Omar is, we’ve just made […]
