by Joseph DeMaio, ©2024 (Mar. 29, 2024) — The characterization of Brandon as “the slug at 1600” does not adequately describe him. A potential better term might be the “quisling slug at 1600.” Accordingly, a new, abbreviated moniker for the current occupant of the Oval Office is suggested: “the q-slug,” pronounced: “cue-slug.” The term “quisling” […]
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Reason Prevails; Rationalization Fails
by Joseph DeMaio, ©2024 (Mar. 4, 2024) — Thank you…, thank you…, yes, your humble servant was right. The Colorado Supreme Court’s dumb decision upholding the Colorado Secretary of State’s determination to exclude President Trump from the primary ballot was stupid when rendered, as discussed here, and has now been reversed – ahem…, 9-zip – […]
nbC Warrior CDR Charles Kerchner (Ret) Strikes Again
by Joseph DeMaio, ©2024 (Jan. 2, 2024) — With the possible exception of attorney Mario Apuzzo – passing away prematurely and lamentably in 2021 – one of the most vigorous warriors in the continuing battle over the issue of who is, and critically who is not a “natural born Citizen” (“nbC”) under the Constitution, is […]
The Succession Issue
by Joseph DeMaio, ©2023 (Aug. 9, 2023) — Sadly, the time has come for the Republic to prepare for a possible political upheaval not seen since the Civil War. As the Clown at 1600 often states: that is a fact…, not hyperbole. While the events precipitating the crisis might not occur today or tomorrow, circumstances […]
The Churls at 1600
by Joseph DeMaio, ©2023 (Jul. 29, 2023) — Well, whatta ya know? The rude, ill-bred and profane grandfather at 1600 has decided to “recognize” – not to be confused with “embrace” – his granddaughter, Navy Joan. Navy Joan’s father is Hunter Biden, currently trying to recover not only from cocaine addiction, but also from the […]
Will Brandon Do The Right Thing?
by Joseph DeMaio, ©2023 (Jul. 4, 2023) — Today, most Americans celebrate the Fourth of July, the 247th anniversary of the signing of the Declaration of Independence. From that day forward, a brave group of people began the process of severing the ties that had previously bound them to Great Britain and to eventually establish […]
Brandon is Not a Wannabe Dictator…
by Joseph DeMaio, ©2023 (Jun. 17, 2023) — … because he is already a de facto one. Faithful P&E reader, if you watch nothing else today, watch this video clip of “Tucker on Twitter” where he addresses the “chyron” that Fox News displayed below two videos of Brandon on the left…, no surprise there… and […]
The LLPAM Nightmare
by Joseph DeMaio, ©2023 (Apr. 24, 2023) — As if we needed any additional proof that the Goof at 1600 despises responsible Americans and adores irresponsible ones, look no farther than Brandon’s new rule, administered by Fannie Mae, requiring home mortgage seekers with high credit scores to be surcharged in order to subsidize persons with […]
The Uber-Goof And His Pogrom Against America
by Joseph DeMaio, ©2023 (Apr. 23, 2023) — The outright malevolence and disdain for the rule of law and for ordinary Americans seems to have no limit in the Beltway, and particularly in the White House. There, Brandon broods over when to announce that he will again run for the office he has sullied more […]
The Banana Yellow Indictment of President Trump
by Joseph DeMaio, ©2023 (Apr. 5, 2023) — Now that Manhattan Banana Republic District Attorney Alvin (“No Neck”) Bragg has made good on his campaign pledge to arrest President Trump as a private citizen (for the time being), the full, 3-D impaired malevolence of his psyche emerges. By leveraging various misdemeanor acts of “falsifying business […]
Hypocrisy South of Brandon’s Porous Border
by Joseph DeMaio, ©2023 (Mar. 10, 2023) — Underscoring why any sentient and rational American – thereby excluding, of course, most registered Democrats – would avoid travel to the Third World country directly south of us, look no further than the recent statement of its president, one Andrés Manuel López Obrador, threatening GOP politicians. Comically […]
The Tripping Point
by Joseph DeMaio, ©2023 (Feb. 26, 2023) — In colloquial speech, a “tipping” point usually refers to that instant in time when the effects of a policy or an action become irreversible, and after which there may be no “turning back.” Another term has emerged in the vernacular: “tripping point.” That term refers to those […]
The Commander-of-Grief
by Joseph DeMaio, ©2022 (Oct. 24, 2022) — OK, so Brandon the Goofball – presently residing at the White House, except when vacationing a quarter of the time in Delaware – is supposedly the Commander-in-Chief of the nation’s military forces. A better title would be “Commander-of-Grief,” which more accurately captures the mood of the Republic […]
The Courage of Tulsi Gabbard
by Joseph DeMaio, ©2022 (Oct. 11, 2022) — Former U.S. House of Representatives member Tulsi Gabbard has announced that she has left the Democrat[ic] [sic] Party. Citing the long and critical list of failures of the “cabal of elitists” now commanding the party, she urges other members of her former party to join her in […]
The Kari Lake Phenomenon
by Joseph DeMaio, ©2022 (Oct. 5, 2022) — Every now and then, a “previously-relatively-unknown-under-the-political-radar” individual pops up on the political scene and begins making waves. While hardly an “unknown,” a multibillionaire businessman named Donald Trump did that back in 2016…, and saved the Republic from a four-year ordeal under the BleachBit Bimbo. Whew. While […]
The Brownshirt Brandonistas
by Joseph DeMaio, ©2022 (Aug. 28, 2022) — Brandon recently fulminated that President Trump and Republicans supporting him are “semi-fascists” who are purportedly “full of anger, violence, hate, and division.” He added, falsely (what’s new?), that Democrats “have chosen a different path forward, the future, unity, hope and optimism.” In fact, the only path and […]
The Dumpster Inferno
Yes Virginia…, It’s Getting Worse
by Joseph DeMaio, ©2022 (Jun. 5, 2022) — Assuming that we are not already in the opening phases of a Second Civil War, we are dangerously nearing that point. Under the cataclysmic “administration” of categorically the worst, most corrupted “10% for the Big Guy” and addled “president” since the founding of the Republic, we are […]
The Path to Critical Mass
by Joseph DeMaio, ©2022 (May 20, 2022) — In the jargon of thermonuclear physics, the term “critical mass” means that point at which a specific volume of fissile material – such as uranium-235 or Plutonium – will sustain a nuclear chain reaction. Once the chain reaction begins and races ahead uncontrolled, a hyper-violent nuclear explosion […]
The 2020 Election Was the “Most Secure in History”
by Joseph DeMaio, ©2022 (May 8, 2022) — Last week, your humble servant offered a post addressing the new documentary by Dinesh D’Souza, “2000 Mules.” The title of the documentary refers to the over 2000 “mules” – midnight (and also broad daylight) ballot-box traffickers and stuffers – depicted in the film. The website for the […]