by Joseph DeMaio, ©2024 (Mar. 29, 2024) — The characterization of Brandon as “the slug at 1600” does not adequately describe him. A potential better term might be the “quisling slug at 1600.” Accordingly, a new, abbreviated moniker for the current occupant of the Oval Office is suggested: “the q-slug,” pronounced: “cue-slug.” The term “quisling” […]
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Another Modest Proposal
by Joseph DeMaio, ©2024 (Jan. 22, 2024) — Your humble servant has on several prior occasions made some hypothetical “modest proposals” here at The P&E…, none of which has thus far come to fruition. That aside, here is another one, but not – ** sigh of relief ** – on the nbC “presidential eligibility” issue. […]
The Maine Trump Decision: Atrocious
by Joseph DeMaio, ©2023 (Dec. 29, 2023) — Well, faithful P&E readers, here we go again. Yesterday, on Dec. 28, 2023, Maine Secretary of State Shenna Bellows – a registered Democrat and perhaps one of the most anti-President Trump, pro-progressive and biased governmental officials in the nation – issued her 34-page “decision” determining that Mr. […]
From Crisis to Catastrophe to Cataclysm
by Joseph DeMaio, ©2023 (Sep. 23, 2023) — The Hoover post published Friday cogently asks when unstoppable immigration will become a crisis. It can be posited that the process already began Jan. 20, 2021 — the day of Brandon’s installation as Chief Execu-Goof — when by executive order/proclamation he halted construction of The Wall. Since […]
Three Simple Questions
by Joseph DeMaio, ©2023 (Jul. 9, 2023) — The United States Secret Service (“USSS”) operates under the Department of Homeland Security…, now headed up by one Alejandro Mayorkas. Mayorkas, of course, is the Brandon apparatchik who presides over the calculated eradication of the nation’s southern border. This, of course, facilitates the flooding into the nation […]
The LoC Kissing Cousin to the Heritage Guide
by Joseph DeMaio, ©2023 (May 8, 2023) — Introduction In addition to the Heritage Foundation’s digital “Guide to the Constitution,” recently discussed by your humble servant here, a “kissing cousin” to that think tank’s explanation exists. Specifically, the U.S. Library of Congress (“LoC”) maintains a similar website purporting to “explain” what the Eligibility Clause of […]
Hypocrisy South of Brandon’s Porous Border
by Joseph DeMaio, ©2023 (Mar. 10, 2023) — Underscoring why any sentient and rational American – thereby excluding, of course, most registered Democrats – would avoid travel to the Third World country directly south of us, look no further than the recent statement of its president, one Andrés Manuel López Obrador, threatening GOP politicians. Comically […]
The Chinese Balloon
by Joseph DeMaio, ©2023 (Feb. 4, 2023) — Unless you have been vacationing under a rock for the last week, by now you should be aware of a Chinese spy balloon floating – unmolested and unimpeded – over sovereign U.S. airspace. First detected by private jet pilots over Montana, it has now floated to a position […]
The Legions of Mentally Deficient Voters
by Joseph DeMaio, ©2022 (Dec. 26, 2022) — Let us assume, for two nanoseconds, that there was even the remote chance that the 2022 election and ballot-counting process throughout the nation – especially in the Pennsylvania Senate contest (Oz v. Fetterman), the Georgia Senate contest (Walker v. Warnock); the Arizona Governor’s race (Lake v. Hobbs) […]
The Kari Lake Phenomenon
by Joseph DeMaio, ©2022 (Oct. 5, 2022) — Every now and then, a “previously-relatively-unknown-under-the-political-radar” individual pops up on the political scene and begins making waves. While hardly an “unknown,” a multibillionaire businessman named Donald Trump did that back in 2016…, and saved the Republic from a four-year ordeal under the BleachBit Bimbo. Whew. While […]
The MAGA Republicans
by Joseph DeMaio, ©2022 (Sep. 26, 2022) — No sooner had your humble servant submitted for consideration his post regarding the acceleration of the disintegration of the Republic, than he ran across the comments of one Keisha Lance Bottoms, now Brandon the Goof’s “Senior Advisor on Public Engagement.” Bottoms has accused “MAGA Republicans” of planning […]
The Brownshirt Brandonistas
by Joseph DeMaio, ©2022 (Aug. 28, 2022) — Brandon recently fulminated that President Trump and Republicans supporting him are “semi-fascists” who are purportedly “full of anger, violence, hate, and division.” He added, falsely (what’s new?), that Democrats “have chosen a different path forward, the future, unity, hope and optimism.” In fact, the only path and […]
Democrat Insanity Metastasizes
by Joseph DeMaio, ©2022 (Jul. 8, 2022) — The unadulterated lunacy that accompanied liberal and Democrat “thought” following the insertion – not to be confused with a legitimate election – of Brandon the Goofball into the presidency has now metastasized, much like a cancerous tumor. And when you lose the backing of the Gray Trollop, […]
The Dumpster Inferno
Yes Virginia…, It’s Getting Worse
by Joseph DeMaio, ©2022 (Jun. 5, 2022) — Assuming that we are not already in the opening phases of a Second Civil War, we are dangerously nearing that point. Under the cataclysmic “administration” of categorically the worst, most corrupted “10% for the Big Guy” and addled “president” since the founding of the Republic, we are […]
The Path to Critical Mass
by Joseph DeMaio, ©2022 (May 20, 2022) — In the jargon of thermonuclear physics, the term “critical mass” means that point at which a specific volume of fissile material – such as uranium-235 or Plutonium – will sustain a nuclear chain reaction. Once the chain reaction begins and races ahead uncontrolled, a hyper-violent nuclear explosion […]
The Dark Pocket of Depravity
by Joseph DeMaio, ©2022 (Apr. 26, 2022) — Incompetence is one thing. Intentional failure to “take Care that the Laws be faithfully executed” is another. But moral depravity is a dark pocket of evil unique unto itself. With the recent acts and omissions of the Goofball-in-Chief and his cabal of enablers and apparatchiks, we have […]
The “Title 42” [sic] Issue
by Joseph DeMaio, ©2022 (Apr. 3, 2022) — The Goofball Regime has announced that, not later than May 23, 2022, it will end the operation of “Title 42,” the title of the U.S. Code dealing with public health issues. True to form, the regime and its reality-challenged apparatchiks, chiefly in the mainstream media, have with […]
Are You Happy Now?
Stopping the Invasion
by Joseph DeMaio, ©2022 (Feb. 9, 2022) — The Goofball Regime continues the treasonous – oh, yeah…, and unconstitutional – goal of eradicating the nation’s southern border. When and how this will ultimately end is at this point anyone’s guess. But few would dispute that it will not end well. We now learn that the […]