March 25, 2023 Dear Joey, I hope today finds you well. I have been meaning to write to you for awhile now, to commend you and your staff on your superlative investigative reporting, which is synonymous with the iconic New York Times. Your laser focused determination to print honest, factual information puts you head and […]
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The United States of CCP
From: Chris Cirino Date: February 4, 2023 at 2:48:49 PM ESTTo: joekahn@nytimes.comCc: agsulzberger@nytimes.com, katie.kingsbury@nytimes.comSubject: The United States of CCP Good morning, Joey Kahn esteemed executive editor of the tabloid, The New York Times. I hope today finds you well on this brisk New York day. I’m sure you are a busy beaver covering all the […]
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But the Garage was Locked!
From: Chris Cirino Date: January 13, 2023 at 4:21:00 PM ESTTo: joekahn@nytimes.comCc: agsulzberger@nytimes.com, katie.kingsbury@nytimes.com, editorial@nytimes.comSubject: But the Garage was Locked! Good day Joe Kahn, Executive Editor of the iconic tabloid The New York Times. I’m sure you are quite busy at your desk these days, covering the installed administration of Harris-Biden. As usual, those right […]
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Tragedy on Martha’s Vineyard
From: Chris Cirino Date: September 16, 2022 at 5:04:53 PM EDTTo:joekahn@nytimes.comCc:agsulzberger@nytimes.com, katie.kingsbury@nytimes.com, editorial@nytimes.comSubject: Tragedy on Martha’s Vineyard Good day Joey Kahn, It must be a busy time for you Kahny at your desk as executive editor of your tabloid, The NY Times. It seems there is a bit of an illegal immigration crisis over at […]
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The Twilight Zone Continues!
From: Chris Cirino Date: September 14, 2022 at 3:57:18 PM EDTTo: joekahn@nytimes.comCc: agsulzberger@nytimes.com, katie.kingsbury@nytimes.com, editorial@nytimes.comSubject:The Twilight Zone Continues! Good day Joey Kahn, I hope today finds you well at your desk as the executive editor of the iconic tabloid, The NY Times. I see that Joey Robinette is stomping across swing states before the midterms, […]
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Is the FBI Politicized: C’mon man!
From: Chris Cirino Date: August 15, 2022 at 7:59:47 AM EDTTo: joekahn@nytimes.comCc: agsulzberger@nytimes.com, katie.kingsbury@nytimes.com, editorial@nytimes.com, cnn.tips@protonmail.comSubject: Is the FBI politicized: C’mon man! Good day Kahny, I hope today finds you well at your desk, as the Executive Editor at that beacon of truthful reporting, the iconic NY Times. Wow, so much has transpired since we […]
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“We Must Get Trump”
From: Chris Cirino Date: July 3, 2022 at 8:13:30 AM EDTTo: joekahn@nytimes.comCc: agsulzberger@nytimes.com, editorial@nytimes.com, cnn.tips@protonmail.comSubject: We Must Get Trump Good day Kahny, I hope today finds you well, at your desk as Executive Editor of The NY Times. That is quite the achievement, my friend. It is ultimately you who has the last say in […]
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We Need More “INSURRECTION” Coverage!
From: Chris Cirino Date: June 18, 2022 at 10:18:18 AM EDTTo: joekahn@nytimes.comCc: agsulzberger@nytimes.com, editorial@nytimes.com, cnn.tips@protonmail.comSubject: We Need More “INSURRECTION “ Coverage! Good day Joey Kahn, I trust you are settling into your new position as the Executive Editor at the iconic New York Times. I see you have picked up right where Deano Baquet left […]
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Lyin’ Biden Hits the Talk Show Circuit
From: Chris Cirino Date: June 9, 2022 at 10:25:03 AM EDTTo: joekahn@nytimes.comCc: agsulzberger@nytimes.com, editorial@nytimes.comSubject: Lyin’ Biden Hits the Talk Show Circuit Good morning Joey Kahn, Diversionary Tactics Well, it is finally here. I speak of the orchestrated Chardonnay Pelosi and gangs, diversion. The 1/6 kangaroo court just ahead of the midterm elections. You know Joey […]
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Gun Control
From: Chris Cirino Date: June 7, 2022 at 1:04:10 PM EDTTo:joekahn@nytimes.comCc:agsulzberger@nytimes.com, dean.baquet@nytimes.com, katie.kingsbury@nytimes.com, charlotte.greensit@nytimes.com, editorial@nytimes.com, cnn.tips@protonmail.comSubject: Gun Control Good morning Joey, I hope today finds you well. May I say, a job well done with today’s headlines. Not a mention of the great unifier (sans Barack Hussein) Beijing Biden…..again! I think your grasp of deflection/omission […]
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Welcome Joey!
From: Chris Cirino Date: June 2, 2022 at 8:56:22 AM EDTTo: joekahn@nytimes.comCc: agsulzberger@nytimes.com, katie.kingsbury@nytimes.com, charlotte.greensit@nytimes.com, cnn.tips@protonmail.com, editorial@nytimes.comSubject: Welcome Joey! Good morning Joey, I welcome you to your new position as the Executive Editor of the iconic NY Times. Be aware Joey, you have some big shoes to fill, now that Deano has left. I just […]
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Goodbye Deano!
From: Chris Cirino Date: May 12, 2022 at 3:05:00 PM EDTTo: dean.baquet@nytimes.comCc: agsulzberger@nytimes.com, joekahn@nytimes.com, katie.kingsbury@nytimes.com, editorial@nytimes.com, charlotte.greensit@nytimes.comSubject: Goodbye Deano! Dear Deano, I wanted to get one last open letter to you before you hand over the reigns of Executive Editor of your tabloid The NY Times, this June, to Joey Kahn. It has been an […]
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Clean-up in Aisle 46……Again!
From: Chris Cirino Date: March 29, 2022 at 6:18:08 AM EDTTo: dean.baquet@nytimes.comCc: agsulzberger@nytimes.com, joekahn@nytimes.com, clevy@nytimes.com, katie.kingsbury@nytimes.com, cnn.tips@protonmail.comSubject: Clean-up in Aisle 46……Again! Good day Deano, I hope today finds you in good spirits. It sure has been busy the last few days, news wise, that is. I’m sure it has been non-stop at your desk as […]
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Propaganda Machine
From: Chris Cirino Date: March 24, 2022 at 11:08:04 AM EDTTo: dean.baquet@nytimes.comCc: agsulzberger@nytimes.com, joekahn@nytimes.com, clevy@nytimes.com, katie.kingsbury@nytimes.com, editorial@nytimes.comSubject:Propaganda Machine Good day Deano, I hope today finds you well at your desk, as the Executive Editor of the iconic New York Times. It seems your tabloid itself has been very much in the news as of late. […]
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The Queen of Word Salad
From: Chris Cirino Date: March 15, 2022 at 1:28:00 PM EDTTo: dean.baquet@nytimes.comCc: agsulzberger@nytimes.com, joekahn@nytimes.com, clevy@nytimes.com, katie.kingsbury@nytimes.comSubject: The Queen Of Word Salad Good day Deano, I hope today finds you well at your desk as the Executive Editor of the iconic New York Times. Well, Joey has sure been in the spotlight lately, with his lightning […]
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Oil Outrage
From: Chris Cirino Date: March 8, 2022 at 6:59:00 AM ESTTo: dean.baquet@nytimes.comCc: agsulzberger@nytimes.com, joekahn@nytimes.com, clevy@nytimes.com, katie.kingsbury@nytimes.com, editorial@nytimes.com, cnn.tips@protonmail.comSubject: Oil Outrage Good day Deano, I hope today finds you well at your desk, as the Executive Editor of the iconic New York Times. It seems as though the entire world is spinning out of control with […]
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Don’t Worry, Joey Says We’re Doing Great!
From: Chris Cirino Date: March 3, 2022 at 6:55:35 AM ESTTo: dean.baquet@nytimes.comCc: agsulzberger@nytimes.com, joekahn@nytimes.com, clevy@nytimes.com, katie.kingsbury@nytimes.com, editorial@nytimes.com, cnn.tips@protonmail.comSubject: Don’t Worry, Joey Says We’re Doing Great! Good day Deano, You must be beaming with great pride at your desk as Executive Editor of the iconic New York Times. The reason of course, is due to the […]
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Joey Biden or Darth Vader?
From: Chris Cirino Date: March 1, 2022 at 3:13:31 PM ESTTo: dean.baquet@nytimes.comCc: agsulzberger@nytimes.com, joekahn@nytimes.com, clevy@nytimes.com, katie.kingsbury@nytimes.com, charlotte.greensit@nytimes.com, editorial@nytimes.comSubject: Joey Biden or Darth Vader? Good day Deano, I hope today finds you well at the desk as the Executive Editor of the esteemed New York Times. I am glad that we have been able to speak […]
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Joey: Master Strategist or Incompetent Buffoon
From: Chris Cirino Date: February 27, 2022 at 2:25:11 PM ESTTo: dean.baquet@nytimes.comCc: agsulzberger@nytimes.com, joekahn@nytimes.com, clevy@nytimes.com, katie.kingsbury@nytimes.com, cnn.tips@protonmail.comSubject: Joey: Master Strategist or Incompetent Buffoon Good day Deano: I hope today finds you well over at your desk as Executive Editor of the esteemed NY Times. There certainly is a lot in the news these days, huh […]
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Joey, Foreign Affairs Expert
From: Chris Cirino Date: February 21, 2022 at 8:27:02 AM ESTTo: dean.baquet@nytimes.comCc: agsulzberger@nytimes.com, joekahn@nytimes.com, clevy@nytimes.com, katie.kingsbury@nytimes.com, charlotte.greensit@nytimes.com, editorial@nytimes.comSubject: Joey, Foreign Affairs Expert Good morning Deano, How goes it this morning Deano, old sport? I hope today finds you, the lovely Dylan and young Ari well. So much going on already this morning. Joey, the Great […]