by Roving Reporter, ©2022

President Donald J. Trump addresses the nation, January 7, 2021

(Dec. 13, 2022) — “Rockin’ Around the Christmas Tree” (2:13)

“Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Our guest is a Vietnam Veteran who seems a little out-of-order with the way things are going; does that about sum it up for you?”

“You haven’t even scratched the surface.”

“Do tell.”

“You’ll just blank it all, just like the others. Why don’t you tell the truth for once, instead of beatin’ ‘round the bush like I hear every doggone mornin’ on RAV TV: ‘We’ll win in court’ and ’The evidence is overwhelming.’ Baloney; I’m sick of hearing the lies. Truth is, it’s a done deal. They – Deep State — own the courts, the press, everything.”

“Everything?”

“Where you been, Roving? You think for one New York Minute the DOJ, FBI, and the Joint Chief of Staff weren’t in on the 2020 fraudulent election? They’re in on it, for Pete’s sake. It’s a done deal, hear me?”

“Is there hope?”

“Not the way you Bozos are going about it, there’s not. ‘Let’s do an investigation, shall we? We’ll lay out the evidence for all to see.’ Sorry, no standing; sorry, not admissible; so sorry, but you’re a lowlife ‘election denier.’ Beginning to understand, or is it too complicated? Barry Soetoro, aka Obama, was a fraud, and what happened? Nothing happened, and that’s the point.”

“So, what do we do?”

“You won’t allow me to say it and you won’t print it, but I’ll say this much and maybe it’ll slip by: you have to use the same tactics as the enemy, okay? And if anybody tells me I’m an election denier, you better say it by mail. ‘Nough said.”

“That’s it?”

“The world knows that Whitmer* and Hochul** lost, but if you let Katie Hobbs win the Governorship of Arizona you can kiss this Republic goodbye once and for good. Open borders: give me a break. Rape trees, human trafficking, and Fentanyl: get real; Americans don’t want anything to do with the Mexican cartels. Maybe the DOJ wants to sell guns to the cartels; maybe the CIA wants to import Al-Qaida; maybe Biden and Congress like to get paid off by China, but I don’t have to like it, got it?”

“I think we get it.”

“I don’t think you do, so I’ll lay it out for you. In Vietnam it was expedient to shoot first and ask questions later and it served us well. So, if I think you’re stealing votes I’ll treat you as my enemy; if I think you’re a judge that doesn’t follow the Constitution, I’ll treat you as my enemy; and if I think you don’t like what say, I’ll treat you as my enemy. There it is, as clear as I can possibly make it.”

“Well, that’s certainly clear enough, and thank you for being so forthwith and honest about it all. Please pray for the well-being of the Jan. 6 peaceful protesters locked up in the Washington, DC gulag. So now is the time when I say, on behalf of our guest, goodnight.  Goodnight.

“Good show. Burger time: my treat.”

[*Whitmer: Gretchen Whitmer is the fraudulent Governor of Michigan.]

[**Hochul: Kathy Hochul is the fraudulent Governor of New York.]

[And Biden is the fraudulent de facto president of the United States. If you believe that Biden is legitimate, please look up what the FBI, DOJ, Twitter, Facebook and others did to rig the election.] 

Jailhouse Rock” (2:36)

Roving Reporter

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  1. ” “I don’t think you do, so I’ll lay it out for you. In Vietnam it was expedient to shoot first and ask questions later and it served us well. So, if I think you’re stealing votes I’ll treat you as my enemy; if I think you’re a judge that doesn’t follow the Constitution, I’ll treat you as my enemy; and if I think you don’t like what say, I’ll treat you as my enemy. There it is, as clear as I can possibly make it.” ”

    Well said, Brother.

    “A little revolution now and then is a healthy thing, don’t you think?” — Captain Ramius. There it is, as clear as I can possibly make it.