by OPOVV, ©2016

(Nov. 2, 2016) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to the most-watched show in its time slot: “Pulse of the Nation.’ Hello, I’m your Roving Reporter, waylaying innocent folk on their way to, apparently, our wonderful museums since our jobs have all gone south. As you can see, we’ve set up an ambush here under the awning across from the railroad station.

“Excuse me, Miss, got time to answer a question?”

“How come you reporters just ask the easy questions? Like ‘You think it’s a nice day, too?’ The world is going to hell in a hand-basket and you have the temerity to ask questions geared for a Hillary supporter. Why don’t you ask a hard question for once?”

“Such as?”

“Everybody complains about the Middle East exploding with ISIS and their psycho Muslims…oh, sorry, the word ‘psycho’ and ‘Muslim’ are rather redundant, aren’t they?”

“Yes, they are. Please continue.”

“Thank you. As I was saying, all these wars are possible only through money, specifically money changing hands from the producers of weapons and their buyers (users). Okay, maybe not directly, but it’s done nevertheless. Now before your viewers get bent out of shape, let me say that this has nothing to do with the Constitution, are we clear?”


“Thank you. What we have to do is curtail or eliminate the enemy’s ability to carry on their war without weapons or bullets. We see they have tanks and pickup trucks with mounted machine guns, so let’s target tanks and pickup trucks; doesn’t that make sense?”

“Actually, on a very simple level, it does.”

“If you destroy their tanks, do they have tanks?”

“Well, they won’t have.”

“You got to start somewhere, so let’s eliminate their ability to wage war in the first place. And then when they’re finally defenseless, we go in AND WIPE THEM OFF THE FACE OF THE EARTH!”

“Okay, okay. We get the picture: go after what makes them continue their senseless murderess rampage. Any more?”

“Yes, as a matter of fact, there is: this. ‘Oh, there’s no voter fraud’ when the whole system is crawling with it.”

“Okay, prove it.”

“The fact is that Obama’s name was on the ballot in every state in 2008, and then again in 2012 when he WAS NEVER VETTED!

“Good point. Well, I have to say to you that you seem to be right.”

“I am right. So, once again, why don’t you ask questions that actually mean something, like, ‘Are you in favor of kowtowing to illegal immigrants or are you in favor of deporting illegal immigrants?’ See? Simple and direct. There’s my train. Bye.”

“Goodbye. Well, I guess we were taken down a step or two. Seems as if voter fraud is as widespread as they say, if not more, a lot more. Also, we better start asking pertinent questions such as, ‘It’s OK to deport law-breaking and violent illegal immigrants but we’ll completely ignore all the other illegal immigrants?’ How about deporting all illegal immigrants? What then?’

“I see that our time has expired, so I’ll be wishing you, on behalf of the crew, all a goodnight: Goodnight.

“Good show, guys. I guess we better start asking questions that aren’t a waste of time. I guess we’ll have to screen against Iowans, eh? Okay, anyone care for a burger? My treat.”



Leave a comment

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *

This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.