“ANOTHER SENSELESS DEATH”
by OPOVV, ©2015
“With me here is a Mr. Robert Morris, the owner of the gun range. How goes it, Robert? Been busy?”
“Bob; call me Bob. Thanks for having me on. Busy? You wouldn’t believe it. Women of all ages are buying guns, mostly from women 18 to 30, but, really now, of all ages.
“The trend started the day Obama took office, way back in ’09. That’s when we saw fathers bringing their daughters in. Most of the young girls were around 16 years of age, and it’s been a pleasure watching them get more comfortable handling guns, and not just revolvers, but rifles and shotguns as well.
“I teach the permit class here, you know, and give them their State Test for the Concealed-Carry permit. They’ve all done very well, I might add.”
“The other day there was a horrible shooting done right on television. A young lady was interviewing someone and this guy just walks up and kills her and her cameraman. Bang, bang, bang, just like that. What say you?”
“Yes, I saw that. My first thought was, ‘Okay, and now the return fire’, but the return fire never came. Maybe they left their guns at home, or maybe they never had any guns. Well, it turns out they never had any guns in the first place.
“The father of Alison Parker, Andy, apparently never took his daughter to a gun range; never bought her a gun to protect herself; and just sent her out in the world unprotected.
“Now I’m not saying that if she had a gun with her she could’ve done anything different except get shot and die. What I am saying is her father, Andy Parker, could’ve been a little bit more, how shall I say it, responsible for his daughter’s life. Maybe the television’s owner or producer should’ve been a little more responsible for Alison. I don’t know.
“Look. My daughter has a gun, and so does my wife. I can’t be with them all day, you know, so it gives me peace of mind knowing they’re armed. I know you carry ‘cause I watch your show; and so do your cameraman and sound lady.
“I’ve heard this hot air (from the father, Andy) blaming the NRA for Alison getting shot. Well, if you blame the gun you better join the Nazi Party; become an Obot; worship Obama and the demise of our country; and just ignore the fact that, if this raving maniac didn’t use a gun on her, he would’ve used a machete, perhaps.
“People kill people, not guns. What, they’re going to use another senseless death as an excuse to get our guns and then herd us into the gas chambers? My God, it will be Germany under Hitler all over again.
“Look: America is a violent place and women are easy targets, mainly because most of them don’t conceal-carry, but that’s changing, as I’ve said, since 2009.
“Yes, Obama’s ‘fundamentally changing America’ has been very good for business. But the real issue here is saving our 2nd Amendment from people who can’t think for themselves or are pushing an agenda that includes enslaving people. And there’s no doubt a mental health issue, also.
“Heard Hillary get on the ‘Abolish Gun’ bandwagon, like the 2nd Amendment needs more ‘study’ or some other stupidity.”
“Listen: this crazy obviously off-his-rocker murderer could have just as easily killed them with his car, had he a mind to. What then, blame the car? Got to run. Thanks for having me on.”
“And thank you. Well, you heard it right here. This is Roving saying goodnight. Goodnight.
“What say we stock up on some ammo, shoot for a half-hour or so and then grab a burger on the way back? My treat.”