Zoo Grand Opening (RR)

Zoo Grand Opening (RR)

“THEY’RE ON BREAK” by honor killing.’” “And what’s taking place in the living room? Is that a whip?” “We offer ‘In the Privacy of Your Home’ wife-beating classes. After all, the At the Zoo“

Happenings (RR)

Happenings (RR)

“THE REAL TRUTH” by OPOVV, ©2017   (Feb. 12, 2017) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to another episode of ‘Pulse of the Nation,’ the television show that informs as well as entertains. What we do is hang out near the train station and waylay unsuspecting folk on their way to the big city. Excuse […]

To Protect My Companion

To Protect My Companion

“THE FAILURE OF GOVERNMENT” by Chief New Leaf, ©2016 (Oct. 28, 2016) — [Editor’s Note:  Some of the imagery used in the following article may be upsetting to some readers.] He waited all night with his companion. The herd would be approaching from the west at sunrise. It was a gamble staying out in the open, […]

500 IRS Employees Caught Not Paying Taxes in 2015, Only 5 Fired

500 IRS Employees Caught Not Paying Taxes in 2015, Only 5 Fired

“WILLFUL VIOLATION OF THE LAW…SHOULD NOT BE TAKEN LIGHTLY” by Guillermo Jimenez, Tax Revolution Institute, ©2016 (Oct. 11, 2016) — Just how harshly does the IRS treat tax cheats within its own agency? Are IRS employees who don’t pay their taxes still being rewarded with bonuses and paid time off in 2016? Newly obtained documents […]

Veteran Denied ER Services (RR)

Veteran Denied ER Services (RR)

“PURE UNADULTERATED FRUSTRATION” by OPOVV, ©2016 (Aug. 25, 2016) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘Pulse of the Nation.’ Our editor had a conniption when she saw that we vacated our approved sidewalk and went to another one up the line, so here we are, back where we started from, across from the […]

Our Secret Government (RR)

Our Secret Government (RR)

NAVIGATING “THE MAZE” by OPOVV, ©2016 (Jul. 2, 2016) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, I’m Chief New Leaf, hosting tonight’s airing of ‘Pulse of the Nation.’ We’re across from the railway station, under our favorite awning, a block away from our favorite burger joint, about to interview our fellow citizens. “Excuse me, sir, want to […]

The Perils of Following Illegal Orders

The Perils of Following Illegal Orders

“THERE’S NO PLACE TO HIDE” by OPOVV, ©2016 (Jan. 5, 2016) — Hark! And listen with grave intent, for shadows cast long arms from which no amount of darkness can hide the offending coward. Run and find shelter among the likes of yourself and compare history’s most infamous backstabbers to your own nefarious dastardly deeds: […]

The Origin of Trust (RR)

The Origin of Trust (RR)

SAVING, NOT DRUGGING, OUR VETERANS by OPOVV, ©2015 (Dec. 17, 2015) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. By popular demand, our boss sent us back out on the streets to waylay people in a hurry. I actually don’t mind it; after all, it’s how I got to be a household name in our city, along […]

Back on the Street Again (RR)

Back on the Street Again (RR)

“WHAT’S THE WORLD COMING TO?” by OPOVV, ©2015 (Nov. 3, 2015) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and, as you can see, we’re back on the street about to waylay unsuspecting folks who are going about their daily routine. Here comes a young man. “Excuse me, Roving here. Got a minute?” “Sure. I know who […]

Employee Evaluation (RR)

Employee Evaluation (RR)

HOW MUCH WORK DO GOVERNMENT EMPLOYEES REALLY DO? by OPOVV, ©2015 (Jul. 30, 2015) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. As you can see, we’re at the ‘Committee for Better Government’ building located at the government complex right here in the middle of the city. With us is the Chief of Operations, a Ms. Bernard.” “You […]

Woman, Arm Thyself

Woman, Arm Thyself

“THE GOVERNMENT IS NOT PROTECTING US” by OPOVV, ©2015 (Mar. 16, 2015) — I offered my services to my pastor as an armed guard during services. I told him of my arsenal, the different weapons for changing situations. I showed him secure communication devices, binoculars, scopes and waterproof ammo boxes. I also told him that I […]

The Fraud That Will Be

The Fraud That Will Be

WILL VOTER FRAUD CHANGE THE OUTCOME OF TUESDAY’S ELECTION? by OPOVV, ©2014 (Oct. 29, 2014) — “Good evening. Roving Reporter here and, as you can see, inclement weather has driven us inside the home of Harry Weiss, the world-renowned jurisprudence professor. “Professor, voter fraud has been a common occurrence in America ever since the 2008 election. […]

The Benefit of the Doubt

The Benefit of the Doubt

“IT TOLLS FOR THEE” by OPOVV, ©2014 (Oct. 16, 2014) — People had no idea what a luxury it was until it was stolen from them. Yes, stolen, as in out-and-out thievery. Some said one thing yet did another; promised the moon yet delivered disappointment. Better meant worse; affordable became out-of-reach; truth became lies; immigration “reform” […]

Indians, Wolves, Grizzlies and Other Endangered Species Insanities

Indians, Wolves, Grizzlies and Other Endangered Species Insanities

FROM “IN DEFENSE OF RURAL AMERICA” by Ron Ewart, ©2014, President, NARLO (Sep. 7, 2014) — In the early settlement days of the Pacific Northwest, the new inhabitants to a wild land encountered dangerous predators that were killing their livestock, domestic animals and sometimes people.  Yes, wolves, bears and cougars were indigenous to the area.  […]

Abolish, Deport and Jail

Abolish, Deport and Jail

“THREE WORDS I WANT TO HEAR” by OPOVV, ©2014 (May 21, 2014) — If you’re into “political correctness,” don’t read a word further because all you’re going to do is end up giving yourself high blood pressure, indigestion and risk a heart attack. On the other hand, forget what I just wrote. For those of you […]

VA & Obamacare Death Panels

VA & Obamacare Death Panels

“NOTHING BUT RATS” by OPOVV, ©2014 (Apr. 30, 2014) — It’s starting, and the Phoenix VA is just one of many government institutions that are exempt from accountability of shoddy and immoral/illegal practices. There’s no oversight, and if there is oversight, it’s either in-house or by a another government department that shares the same questionable way […]

They’ve Hung Up On Us

They’ve Hung Up On Us

“I DON’T KNOW HOW” by OPOVV, ©2014 (Jan. 20, 2014) — “Thank you for calling government office (fill-in-the-blank, pun intended). All of our lines are busy and your call will be answered in the order in which it was received. Thank you for your patience.” “I see you’re still waiting. Let me remind you that there […]

Too Bad: An Inside Look in the World of Do-Nothings

Too Bad: An Inside Look in the World of Do-Nothings

“GOING BANANAS” OVER GOVERNMENT INEPTITUDE by OPOVV, ©2014 (Jan. 13, 2014) — In a perfect world everything would be perfect. It makes sense. What about a world where you pay for services but get nothing except lame excuses and run-arounds? What if you’re paying a good chunk of your paycheck for substandard results? Choose one of […]

Giant Iceberg in Washington, DC

Giant Iceberg in Washington, DC

SINKING THE SHIP OF GOVERNMENT by OPOVV, ©2013 (Dec. 31, 2013) — So reads the headlines. And it’s true, an iceberg is in our nation’s capital and, just like a real iceberg, the base is absolutely huge. Reminds one of an octopus’s tentacles: far-reaching into every crevice and corner of America, all the way up to […]

Accountability

Accountability

“NO FREE RIDE” by OPOVV, ©2013 (Dec. 23, 2013) — An old man hired me to fix the leaking windows on one of his rental properties. We met at the house and he showed me the problem, and then I told him how I’d fix it and gave him the price. He said he was satisfied […]