The Washington Perp Walk (RR)

“FRAUD ON A COLOSSAL SCALE”

by OPOVV, ©2017

(Sep. 13, 2017) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘Pulse of the Nation,’ where the truth is running at full speed and let the consequences speak for themselves. Well, then again, maybe not; I mean, where you and I would be locked up in jail there’s a class of criminals in our country who don’t seem to be above the law but are, in reality, immune from the consequences of their illegal activities. Don’t believe me? Allow me to list just a couple of names:

Lois Lerner

Hillary Clinton

Eric Holder

Barry Soetoro (aka Barack Obama)

Loretta Lynch

“Which brings us to the question of the day: what would you propose to do with these scoundrels; violators of the people’s trust; thieves who padded their bank accounts with money stolen from the US Treasury via the Federal Reserve Bank; and, in Hillary’s case, the murder of one of our Ambassadors and three other Americans in Benghazi, Libya, during her ill-fated takeover of the Libyan oil fields while secretly arming Obama’s private army in the Middle East: ISIS?

“Show me where every penny went from the so-called Stimulus Money and I’ll show you fraud on a colossal scale, from the Vatican Slush Fund to every two-bit, off-shore bank in the Caribbean, including Panama and Norway.”

Interlude/commercial break: “Handle with Care” 3:17

“Hello, my name is Roving and I interview people on the street. Excuse me, Miss, care to answer a question for our viewers?”

“Oh, hi; of course. I heard your introduction and I agree with you, although you failed to mention the lightweight in the mix: Attorney General Jeff Sessions, a swamp rat from way back. The people on your list are people who can outmaneuver Sessions with one hand tied behind their backs.

“Face it: Sessions is a lightweight, so any expectations of the guilty paying the same price you and I would are just plain unrealistic. If we targeted conservative groups and refused to answer any questions from Congress and then just got up and walked out of the hearing, like Lois Lerner did, we would’ve been cuffed before we reached the front doors. So far it’s just for show. Benghazi happened on 9-11, 2012 so it sure doesn’t look like there’s any hurry for justice to be served for Hillary or any of the others, and that includes Eric Holder’s ‘My people’ (Nation of Islam). And here’s my train. Bye.”

“Excuse me, sir, got a minute to be on television?”

“Well, yes. I was standing over there and heard everything so far. This is what will happen: after Hillary is called to the Way Beyond, they’ll finally find her guilty. There’s my train so I have to leave you now. Had a good time being on your show; we always watch it, by the way.”

“Hey, thanks. Bye. Now what?”

“I’m next.”

“And who are you and what’s up?”

“My name is June and I’m on my way to work at one of our fine museums, where I authenticate reproductions, which is the diplomatic word for ‘fake.’

“You know what? The PBS’s Antiques Roadshow’ has been a boon for the reproduction industry. This is how they market: they see something – it could be anything – that is popular, so they make fakes and then sell them to the out-of-the-way junk and antiques dealers, mom and pop shops which are actually just another store of a big company. They make them look old and quaint on purpose, as if they’re run by ignorant hicks. They slap a price tag of half the price that was on television and barter down a bit, just to make the buyer happy, yet maintain an astronomical profit margin.

“For instance: they’ll make a reproduction of an antique table; maybe it’ll cost them $50 — distress it: mark it up with hammer and chains; rub some dirt in — and put it in the back, ‘hidden’ behind real antiques, but with the price tag easily viewed, maybe at $600 (maybe that same looking table was valued at $2,000 on TV), but they’ll sell it for $500, maybe $400; makes the buyer feel good, as if they outsmarted the hillbillies by superior bartering techniques. As I said, ‘Astronomical profit margins.’ As they say, Caveat emptor.’ And here’s my ride. Bye. Oh, by the way, where’s that talking dog, and let’s have another Guard Duty play, whenever you get the time.”

“Will do. Excuse me, sir, care to be interviewed on ‘Pulse?’ Roving Reporter here.”

“Oh, hello, Roving. Okay, I’ve got a couple of minutes: shoot.”

“Will do. Why did Hillary lose the election?”

“She never got the message that Americans don’t want any illegal immigrants, or any part of amnesty and ‘Dreamers’; her and that RINO Paul Ryan. And she got one of our Ambassadors murdered. Let’s see: 33,000 emails deleted. And there’s my train. Bye.”

“Well, that was a quick couple of minutes. Oh, well, our time is up anyway and so, on behalf of the crew, I’ll be wishing you all a goodnight: Goodnight.

“Good show. You know that Irma is one big storm; why, at 2100 on 9-12 it was 1,000 miles in diameter, from New Orleans to Cincinnati. Let’s grab a couple of burgers: my treat.”

[“perp walk”: a criminal (perpetrator) handcuffed, sometimes with a bag over their head, being escorted to the police cruiser.]

Rattled

OPOVV

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