End of Year IQ Test

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by OPOVV, ©2012

Is American government as complicated as the Grand Unified Theory?

(Dec. 4, 2012) — Welcome, everyone. It’s that time of year again when we separate the wheat from the chaff, or those who’ve been paying attention from those who’ve been daydreaming and living in some kind of mental “La-La-Land.” What you are about to embark upon is pretty straightforward, with the questions being easy to understand with no double-negatives as we’ve all seen on ballots. Your answers are binding and cannot be changed under penalty of, well, maybe “Death Ray” would be a little too strong, but you get the idea: there’s no way to run from the Truth. Ready? Fine, then we’ll give it our best.

1.Have you called someone a “racist” in the past year? If you are one of the unfortunate ones who have called someone a racist, then, I submit, you really need to take a break, maybe a vacation in search of Shangri-La, because as sure as the sun rises from the east, you need to look at the world with reality as the key ingredient. This “Black” and “White” thing going around the U.S. is pure nonsense, just as those who are against Susan Rice as the next Secretary of State are “against women,” when in fact the barometer we use is whether the nominee is competent to fulfill the position irrespective of sex, color, height or whether the person wears glasses or not.

2. Did your heart rate go sky high, dangerously high, when you heard Bob Costas spout off about his letting the Fascists just walk right on in after the government confiscates your guns, about his anti-Second Amendment views during a football halftime editorial, and did your heart rate jump a little bit higher when you heard Bob Beckel whine (yes, whine) the next day when he made the comment that the “Second Amendment was 300 years old”? Hey, Bob, guess what? The First Amendment is just as old, what about that? What about having a non-vetted President, a felon, a low-life-lying Muslim in the White House? If you test-takers are not “Birthers,” if you don’t care about the “300-year-old Constitution,” I suggest you get your papers in order because you’re being, politely, asked to leave these United States for a New Adventure in some Muslim country where they will treat you exactly how you deserve to be treated.

3. Do you continue to support our membership in the UN? If you think that being a member of high standing is important in a Muslim Admiration Club, then, once again, you’re being asked to get your papers in order.

4. Do you agree with the statement, “John Boehner and the Republican Party are dinosaurs that have seen their day but are now fossilized by having lost touch with reality?” A simple “Yes” is a sufficient answer; any other would mean that you wallow in the same mental cesspool as the Obots, selling our country for nothing, for a negative gain is just another name for something being taken away, such as Civil Rights.

5. You own at least one gun and, hopefully, would really like to have a tank and a squadron Fighting Falcons at your beck and call, maybe a Task Force to boot. Okay, put the F16 and the carrier on hold, but you have a weapon for self-defense, because you’re smart enough to know it’s your responsibility to protect yourself and your family. You don’t trust the lying government and wish it were smaller and would just do the job for which it was formed in the first place: to insure our safety, but who is to protect us from them if not yourself? If you don’t have a weapon and don’t have plans to get one, then you really are an Obot and don’t really need to keep drinking the Kool-Aid.

Time’s up! Pencils down. You physicists searching for the “unified theory” can put the chalk away. Test over. I hope everybody passed and is allowed to stay in our great country.

Thank you.


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